Two Grand Trines In Earth… Two Dogs Eat Like Hogs
Astrology in Real Life
For the current Grand Trine in earth – my husband on the phone, circa 2007:
“That’s what I love about us, P. I love how we eat. We get eating some Italian food and there is no stoppin’ us. We eat with our fingers all dirty, we just eat and eat until it hits us, we can’t eat anymore.”
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The Soldier And P – Two Earth Grand Trines In A Saturn Neptune Time Warp
Astrology in real life
From Saturday morning…
We wound up not having to work last night… have to do it today instead. We got home, the soldier had driven like crazy after being motivated by his boss.
“You want to lie down on the couch with me?” he asked.
“I do.” So there we were two grand trines in earth, completely relaxed.
“Do you remember lying on the couch when we were kids and holding each other like this?” he asked. “We used to do this all the time? Do you remember, P?” He reached up behind the couch to indicate the wall. “There used to be a window right here,” he said.
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Grand Trine In Earth… How It Plays In Reality
Astrology in Real Life
The soldier and I discussing his getting called to the principals office today:
“No, it’s going to be okay. Look, this guy thinks you’re up to something and you’re up to nothing. He’s got this negative projection on you and it’s high time you showed up and took it off. This is from astrology, okay? Your physical presence calms people down. They calm down when you’re around,’ I said. “They can’t help it.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, so this guy needs that. He has got to calm down because as it is he’s all freaked. He is making no sense with his thought process but when you go in there your calm physical presence and your logic, which is unimpeachable is going to prevail and he is going to be completely relieved.”
“I hope you’re right, P.”
“I am right. There is not a question here. You’ve done nothing wrong and this guy is going to be completely relieved when he meets you and finds this out. He is going to calm right down and it’ll be a favor for both of you. From now on you’ll be humanized. Having met you in person he is going to know who you are instead of whatever weirdness he is thinking at the moment. He’s going to meet someone who is calm, logical, polite, diligent and hard-working because that is what you are but for some reason he just can’t see this so you are going to have to go in there and show him. Just standing there in the room will do it. Your presence reassures people is what I am saying. They think all kinds of things about you until this happens too… I have done it myself.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah, so when you leave you’re going to be recognized as credible instead of suspect and that can only improve things for everyone. And from now on when he talks to you… well he’s going to want to talk to you because when he does he will be calmed down. And no more of his current antics for Godsakes. Why ask a person a question 4 times in 4 hours just to hear them answer it in the same way? Obviously this guy is wigged and he has simply got to calm down about you so just go in there and be in the room with him so he can do it. And pay attention so you can witnesses the phenomenon. You’ll see him calm down and it’d be good if you were more aware of this affect you have. People stabilize around you and that is all there is to it.”
Do people calm around you, or otherwise? Got earth in your chart? How about Taurus?
Never Mind The Intensity – Two Grand Trines In Earth Show Up For Dinner And Jaws Drop
Astrology in Real Life…
The soldier and I discussing the weekend.
“We ate like pigs at that Italian place,” I said. “God. I don’t think Ohioans ever saw two people eat like us in their life.”
“No, probably not.”
“Yeah, we have that big ol’ salad… that thing was huge and here they come with these other salads. I guess you didn’t know dinner came with these, he said. Oh yeah, we knew. We want this and that. We want our dinners too. We want it all, just dump it in our trough right there,” I said with a chuckle. “And by the way where’s our bread ’cause we’re hungry! I don’t think people expect us to eat the way we do. I think they’re surprised how we just eat and eat and eat.”
“Yeah, don’t bother the dogs when they’re eating, you might lose your arm.”
Do you heartily enjoy eating heartily? Got much earth in your chart?
We May Be Fierce And Adventurous But We Both Have Grand Trines in Earth
Astrology in Real Life…
The soldier and I awhile back:
“P, do you remember when we used to go to the hot tubs? Remember we used to rent those hot tubs by the hour?”
“Of course I remember that. Fun.”
“Yeah, we had a blast. But I was thinking how we always did things by the hour.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. Go the No*Tel Motel, get a room by the hour. We used to rent those hot tubs all the time, but only for an hour. And we got those broken horses that time, also by the hour. And I was thinking about this and asking myself, why by the hour? Why did P and I always go do things for an hour?”
“What did you come up with?”
“Well I think it was because that was as long as we could stand being out of bed.”
I snorted.
“Yeah, we’d lie in bed all day you know. All day, all night, all the next day and then finally we’d want to get up and do something, but only for an hour or so. We’d get up and go to the grocery store or go have dinner for an hour and that was it. One hour to do stuff, then back to bed.”
“Oh my God, you’re right.”
“And we used to complain, too. Every time we had to get out of bed, we’d complain bitterly. You know, we’d be lying there for two days and one of us would have go to work and you’d think the sky was falling or something. We have to get up already? We sure hated to get out of bed so I think this is why we did all our leisure activities for an hour at a time. Out of bed any longer than that and we’d start getting nervous. Oh my God, we’re out of bed. Let’s go back. Let’s not talk. Let’s lie down and talk. And let’s not eat in this restaurant or in the kitchen, let’s take this food to the bed and eat it there.”
“Yeah, well you’re right.”
“I know. So no wonder we were always by ourselves. That’s what happens if you’re only willing to leave bed for an hour at a time. It makes it very hard to meet people and get to know them when the clock is ticking and all. Whoops! Love to stay and chat but we gotta get back to bed!”
Do you like to lie around? What is the Earth situation in your chart. How about Water?
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