Couple Fights Over Which Gang Their Kid Should Join – Mars In Cancer Square Aries

April 15th, 2008 @ 5:34 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

apple-dumpling-gang.jpgHere’s Mars in Cancer square all the Aries out in the world. Commerce City is the industrial side of Denver CO, home of the whore truck stop.

“I heard on the news this couple in Commerce City got arrested, P. They were arguing in public over which gang their kid should belong to when they grew up. They had a baby I guess and they were fighting it out and someone called the police who took them away.”

“Hmm.”

“Yeah, can you imagine? Which gang should your kid be allowed to join? What have we come to? I’d I was there, I’d have gotten right in on the fight. Know what I’d have said?

“What?”

“I’d have yelled out, APPLE DUMPLING GANG! PUT HIM IN THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG!”

::snort::



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