I just finished watching a really scary possession movie, The Rite, with my son. You know how a belch can overtake you mid-sentence and it gives your words a scary, otherworldly cast? Well, after the credits rolled I turned to my son and he said, “I don’t believe in a literal manifestation of ::belch::EVIIIIL::belch::” It sounded like a demonic voice. We both laughed until we cried. It’s still creepy though.
When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried…
but everything about this post had me cracking up.. 🙂
especially the Dr. Evil quote…
😀
It was at Peppermint’s story about the “wreck-si-dent” in the bathroom! LMAO
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Damn you autocorrect makes me laugh like that a lot lately. Their 12 most awkward I was reading today at work and laughed so hard a lady came up and asked me if I was all right lol.
Generally anything penis, poop, fart or butt related. I’m 5.
^^ Charlotte’s autocorrect link.
Yah, the autocorrect link!!!!! 😉
Today! My best friend since forever and I were on the phone and he was telling me how hungover he was. We have so many inside jokes gleaned from a 32-year-old friendship and this conversation pulled up a lot of them. No matter what is going on, talking to him just makes it all go away…
“I drank so much last night. I’m still in so much pain.”
“At least you don’t sound like you used to in the morning, when Roxann would call and go, ‘Jesus Christ, what crawled down your throat and died?’ ”
“Bah hah hah hah!”
“There’s a Groupon in my email, 50% off Betty Ford. I will if you will.”
“So self-respecting fag goes to rehab unless a court orders it.”
And so on. I guess you had to be there.
“NO self-respecting…” etc.
Charlotte’s autocorrect link, lol.
A few weeks ago when Leo scared himself awake with his snoring. Haha!
Ummm… can’t really remember… how sad.
But Hell @Charlotte… thanks for posting that… cheered me right up! =D
Last night. I can’t tell you why, but it sure felt good.
I just remembered a distinction I haven’t made in a long time…
Had a Taurean friend who was into some interesting stuff. When he’d describe something as “evil,” I used to ask, “Big ‘e’ Evil or little ‘e’ evil?”
Good times, maaan. 🙂 Thanks for the memory, satori!
My husband cracks me up just about every day…
This week-end, we were driving past ‘another’ garage sale sign… and he asked me if I wanted to stop at the Garbage Sale… Just little things out of the blue like that tickle my funny bone.
this makes me laugh pretty hard too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3SfNANtig
today; a friend and I were fantasizing about how to get ourselves out of an uncomfortable situation by faking some sort of medical emergency…..not funny, really, but we were SO stressed……at the time it was hysterically amusing; the more detailed the plan became, the more hysterical we got…..it ended with the people in the office next door thinking there WAS some kind of emergency (what with all the cackling and crying and gasping for air….)
🙂