Elsa Fixed My Internet: Mars In Aquarius by Satori

January 16th, 2011 @ 3:53 pm by Satori

“The simplest hypothesis proposed as an explanation of phenomena is more likely to be the true one.”
–Richard Swinburne

foghorn leghorn and juniorOver the last several months I’ve had increasing trouble with my internet connection. I replaced a bad modem, talked with the provider tech person, messed with settings, all the stuff I can figure to do in my limited understanding of technology. It would get better and I’d think I had it, but then poop out again. It also seemed to coincide with Uranus (electronic communication systems) transiting my natal Chiron (chronic dysfunction).
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Astrology, Murder And “Stigmatized Homes”

December 5th, 2010 @ 9:50 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski’s property, previously priced at $154,000 is now for sale, price reduced to $69,500. It brought this old post to mind.

I started a new book and it caught my attention on the first page talking about how we as a collective get rid of houses where horrible crimes happen.  The author mentions, “The Oxford Apartments” where, “Jeffrey Dahmer” lived and some other notorious crime scene in England.  Dahmer’s place is a parking lot, another crime scene vacant and grass has been planted rather than replace the structure.

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Spring has sprung and now is the time to update or buy just a few more pieces to add something to your wardrobe or body that puts you in the mood and in the right style for you to enjoy the season.

Aries: You may love to buy a bit of bright rain gear! On the go as you are, there is nothing like lifting your spirits with a splash of red, for example in a raincoat or an umbrella. You might try a red plastic shopping bag to carry all your acquisitions or even, if you dare, a brightly colored hat! I know, Aries hates anything on their head so the hat may not be you but if you are an Aries that shows off their hair, you might opt for the bright colored hat for those rainy days when your hair is not going to be or stay at it’s best.
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Another example of an individual’s Saturn Return – my own. You have to face your fears rather than respond to other people’s fears. Place boundaries, take a long term view… and most importantly – Be true to yourself.

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Saturn is in Virgo… Communication tips from the Goat who got them from the Goat(s).

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Kangaroo!

June 21st, 2009 @ 4:43 am by Elsa

Astrology in Real Life…

kangarooI’m talking to the soldier here. It’s very obvious my Mercury (thoughts) are is conjunct Mars (sex and aggression).

“I realized something,” I said. “I get pretty stupid at times. Like when I am happy and having a lot of sex, I get positively docile. It’s as if I can’t think at all. No need! But just as soon as I feel threatened, you better look out! All the sudden my brain fires up and I become… well, I become freakishly brilliant. All the sudden I can think up, down into the ground, and next thing you know a persons is screwed, blued and tattooed. I have them wrapped up tight and this is all done before it’s even occurred to them I might rise from my slumber. That I might have any ability at all. But until I’m threatened? Nothing. I appear to be some kind of pure fool.”
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1 Minute Astrology – How To Prosper With Jupiter In Capricorn

May 9th, 2008 @ 6:55 am by Elsa

1 minute astrology

Tips from the goat!



Mercury goes retrograde on Monday. It is an especially interesting period for Virgo, Gemini and other Mercury-ruled things. Here’s a tip from the goat.



Saturn In Virgo: Learn To Communicate – Tips From The Outer Rim

December 21st, 2007 @ 4:47 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

borgI broke out the calculator today and determined I am going through an ordeal less than 1/10 of 1% of the population will ever face. Consequently there is no advice. I simply have to operate on instinct, pretty much adapting like the Borg to whatever I encounter.

One thing I have found via the soldier is that what is learned way out at the rim of life is completely applicable to the every day so here are some tips for Saturn in Virgo around effective communication in intense situations or negotiations.

First as I mentioned before you want to be economical with your words. (Blathering Allowed, But Not Welcome) At the beginning of this fiasco I was blathering and storytelling and HQ helped me to reign myself in, going as far in the early stages to condense ramblings into a concise bulleted list… I got the point.

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