Weekend Love Forecast
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah! Show them how they do it now! We’re bumping booties, havin’ us a ball!”
–Peaches and Herb
If you feel like you need to get something started this weekend, let your body do the talking. Or you can talk about your needs. Both are supported this weekend. Late Saturday night there’s an earthy feeling that makes you want to move your body. Reach out and touch someone, it’s electric! People are wound up tight and just a slight touch of skin can release some powerful fun.
This is a great date weekend, particularly if you want to lighten things up a bit. It’s also a great weekend for a group night out! Take a break; have a breather.
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Weekend Love Forecast
“Music comes on people start to dance, but you ate so much you nearly split your pants. A girl starts walkin’, guys start gawkin’, sits down next to you and starts talkin’. Says she wanna dance cos she likes the groove, so c’mon, fatso, just bust a move.”
–Young MC
If you have any heavy emotional work to do, get it out of the way Friday night or early Saturday morning. That’s when you’ll find you’re best supported. If you don’t get it done and out of the way you may find you just don’t have the drive to do it at all. Things you need to do, things you need to say, get them out of the way so you can build on them later.
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Demystifying Astrology: What About Free Will?
Astrology for beginners
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“You say your chart is hard-wired. Where does free will come in?”
Your chart is hard wired. You have certain things to work with but what you do with your energy is entirely up to you.
In the simplest terms, let’s say you’re born with blond hair. Now how do you want to comb it? Or maybe you want to cover it up / dye and deny it? People get to choose, see?
Barbra Streisand kept her big nose. She played it up. The other gal had a nose job. Free will.
Barbra Streisand has her Sun in Taurus… in tact self esteem. This may have had something to do with her decision.
Do you consciously direct your energy?
Demystifying Astrology: What Does It Mean If All My Planets Are Bunched Together?
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“Is there any significance to having one side of your chart have all the activity? I was looking as my mother’s chart tonight, and all her planets are aligned on the left side of the chart, with literally nothing going on in the right.”
Yes. You should always note an emphasis of anything in a chart and when you have one that is lopsided it does give information.
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Demystifying Astrology: Prejudice ‘Round The Zodiac
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You’ll never be able to really read a chart unless you overcome your prejudice. You have to be able to look at the whole which is akin to standing in front of a mirror, naked.
Now people have their bias but when reading a chart you must transcend this so the symbols can speak to you. To illustrate, it is very common people deny part of their chart and they have all kinds of hinky ways they do it.
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What’s the Meaning of This Stellium? by Nota
Your Basic Astrology Questions Asnwered
Nota, I recently discovered that I have the sun in Virgo as well as three other planets in Virgo – Mercury, Saturn and Venus. Would those be considered a stellium? If so, what does that mean for me? Thanks, -Mandy
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“If Astrology is a Language, How’s My Grammar?” by Nota
Your Basic Astrology Questions Answered
Some one messaged me recently with a couple of questions. I thought they were good questions, so I’m sharing them with you.
Questions: Which is it: Scorpio in Neptune? OR Neptune in Scorpio? Are Scorpio AND Neptune said to be in House 7?
Answers: The signs represent divisions of the ecliptic (the band the planets appear to travel through.) So, we say that a planet is in a sign.
Example: Neptune is IN Scorpio.
The house system also divides the sky based on the sign on the horizon at birth. So, we say a planet is in a house, too.
Example: Neptune is IN my 7th house.
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Demystifying Astrology: What Is A Solar Return Chart? How Do I Read It?
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“You’ll experiment and find your way. Post your birthday, you find yourself wearing these new shoes. You’re not sure how you’re going to walk in them but invariably you adjust and it is almost always a pretty smooth process.”
I wrote that to a client regarding her solar return chart and I find this is the case. For some reason, people are almost always daunted by their solar return.
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Demystifying Astrology: What Does It Mean If My Sun Is In One Sign But I Have A Lot Of Planets In Another Sign?
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“My mom is a Taurus but all of the rest of her planets appear in Aquarius. Does this make her “more Aquarius then Taurus?”
Not really. You could say that and many astrologers would but before you do, you should understand exactly what you’re saying. This would be like taking a telephone poll and tying ribbons all over and then concluding it was a ribbon not a telephone pole!
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Demystifying Astrology: I Have My Chart – Where Do I Start?
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Start with the Sun and the Moon, also called the “lights”. The Sun shows what a person has to do to be vitally alive. The Moon shows way they need to feel secure. Sun is the Male side, Moon the female. The Yin and Yang of a person’s nature.
Read, Live Your Sun, Satisfy Your Moon for better understanding but just get it in your head what it is you’re looking at here in the simplest terms.
You can think of it like painting. Forget about blending. You have to know RED when you see it before you can mix things up.
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