Breaking News – Progressed Moon in Sagittarius – Take Off Your Sunglasses!
Planets in Placements
Did anybody hear that? That “audible click?” Sorry for the cliche collocates but it’s the only way to accurately describe The change.
Or is it? No, there are countless ways I could describe it. Perhaps as the sound my fist made as I punched through that self spun mache that is the encapsulating progressed Scorpio moon, yeah that sounds good.
My options just keep unfurling!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Continue reading Breaking News – Progressed Moon in Sagittarius – Take Off Your Sunglasses!
My mom called me on the phone today.
Mom: Don’t forget to get your nephew something for graduating. If not for him, do it for your sister, it means more to her than him.
Me: Oh yes, I have been thinking about it. I was planning on giving him my copy of Steppenwolf.
Mom: Yeah or maybe a Target gift card would be good.
Continue reading Phone Call Wherein My Mom is Jack Kerouac

My friend, the one who gave me the tomato, lives in an old church called The Moon Mansion. Something like 14 other people live there.
I went to visit her the other day and she took me to the basement to see the plecostomus.
The house is packed with forgotten oddities. The old guy who owns the place is a Cancer and runs it like a 12th house dormitory. Mostly artists and two of his sons live there. I bite my lip and pinch myself whenever I go there because it has surreal dream architecture, hidden doors and iconic piles of stuff you haven’t seen in years. Stacks and stacks of National Geographics next to a wall of display picture frame corners, darkness spotted with glare coming out of floating peep holes, a miter saw, a suit of armor, muffled conversations leaking through the walls.
After we had a good stare at the old fish she turns around and knocks on a door I hadn’t noticed.
Continue reading Taurus Party at The Magicians Abode
I was talking to Jason last night about relationships and we got onto the topic of elemental communication and how someone can be telling you something (with their words, with their actions) but if they aren’t speaking your language, you may tune them out.
It made me think about the time my best friend gave me the tomato.
She’s a Cancer with a Taurus moon. She is notoriously “thrifty.” (She has to be, her Sadge rising spends all her money on plane tickets.)
Continue reading Taurus Moon Gives the Perfect Tomato
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All this Aries stuff has been in my 8th house and I’ve been feeling a little dark. I had all my emails forwarded to a crevasse at the bottom of the ocean where I was staying with some very hospitable creatures who have yet to be documented by science.
And then suddenly, as of Taurus Time! (trademark pending) I’m feeling a little more optimistic, a little more energized. The Sun is now in my 9th house.
There’s still a huge string of activity tralling my 8th, But now it’s like I (me, the sun) am up shore looking at shadowy videos from an experimental research vessel rather than down in it.
What house does the Sun rule in your chart? Do you feel a difference when the Sun moves into a new house/sign?
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Will the Relationship Last Through the Saturn Return?
Notes from the Transit Authority
In my last post about my Saturn Return, debdeb asked:
if you’re seeing someone who’s going through their SR, especially now as Saturn’s going retrograde, what can you expect? What should you to support him/her? Can you expect him/her to come out of the SR more confident [about your bond], or more clearsighted and perhaps more ready to go it alone?
Well, it all depends.
Continue reading Will the Relationship Last Through the Saturn Return?
Getting Real with My Saturn Return
Notes from the Transit Authority
I have observed something recently (and by recently I mean over the past few months.)
I’ve been writing about my Saturn Return. Not just in my last piece here but I’ve mentioned it off and on for a while now. I have used the phrase “things are getting real.”
And each time it elicits what I consider an odd response.
Continue reading Getting Real with My Saturn Return
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