Astrology Today: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 – Oh Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I’ve Found You

Gene WilderWednesday morning the Moon in Taurus sextiles Jupiter and trines Pluto. Big and deep! It looks sexy and reasonably entertaining, smart too. It kind of reminds me of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. So you were born a Frankenstein. You just have to make the most of it. Put it in a tuxedo and dance with it. Get the girl.

Mercury in Aquarius is moving into square with Retrograde Saturn. When you speak be aware that you may sound harsh. And also be mindful that others may not intend to sound as stark as they inevitably do. Mad scientist thinking is not the most warm and fuzzy, but it is inspired. So look for the gems.

Midday the Moon sextiles the Chiron Sun conjunction as well. Whatever’s been getting your goat? It’s a good time to realize that you have the ability to turn it around to serve you. AND, this fact only increases your self worth. “Look at me! I can turn poo into GOLD!”

By afternoon the Moon’s sign ruler, Venus, moves from Capricorn to Aquarius. Things lighten up considerably. Think of it as your own personal monster tap dancing to Puttin’ on the Ritz.

Nighttime brings the Moon toward a square with Mercury. Words may not be your best play. Try the international language: delicious food… and sex.


Astrology Today: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 – Oh Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I’ve Found You — 14 Comments

  1. I read this and burst out laughing. “Look at me! I can turn poo into GOLD!”

    Hiarious But I am also laughing because that is pretty much my agenda for tomorrow. Will throw in some Madeline Kahn monster seduction moves. Come on, Venus in Libra, work it.

  2. Edit – “HILARIOUS” — sigh. I’ve been working for 14 hours today on the computer and my senses are leaving me!

  3. you naughty marietta you. :D The poos a little hot right now, it’s steamin. And when it’s too hot, it can burn the plant to the root. Can’t let that happen. I have to file the issue. It’s time is comin. I think I’m learning to compartmentalize, something I always loathed. But hey, it’s worth it. ‘We are stardust, we are golden la la la’. And it’s a long way ‘back to the garden’ in some cases. I know. I’ll file it in the Abby Normal file.

  4. I had an interview today! I wonder re the time, do I need to adjust by a few hours to my time zone as I am not in the U.S?

    • I start with 4am pacific (US) time because it allows for 7am on the east coast. I go accordingly from there. I figure with the Moon we’ve got a few hours’ window on orb anyway.

  5. “Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I found you!” Too funny. Not to mention delicious food and sex. Since it’s midweek and I see my beloved only on weekends (5 years running, hey it works for us) that just leaves food and a nice glass of wine.

  6. Hope you had a great birthday Satori!
    I like the image of turning.poo into gold. That’s pretty much what I am dealing with at work. I am seeing glimmers but it’s confusing them how I am managing to do this. I am new in the department and the odd one out (yes a kind of Frankesteen).,Definitely Abby Normal.
    Looked like a dead duck.,.but no. It’s ALIVE!!!

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