Weekend Love Forecast
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium (bombs), N is for no survivors!”
–Plankton
Friday night the Moon in Cancer opposes Venus and quincunxes Mars. If you’re not careful, this can turn into, “What do you want to do?” “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” unto oblivion, and with the moody. With the Sun and Mercury in Aquarius trining Jupiter and Vesta, you can always make a list together and the resulting discussion could shake down some common interests and goals.
The Sun and Mercury trine Jupiter and Vesta all weekend long. This is a great time to chat and get to know someone, to find out their goals, hopes, dreams and burning passions. Conversation is intellectual, but look closely and you may find a sexual undertone if you wish to pursue that avenue.
Saturday night is the full moon in Leo (Moon Sun opposition). Uranus sextiles the Sun and trines the Moon. Jupiter sextiles the Moon and trines the Sun. This is a lot of drama hopped up on big time zippedy-do-dah. Saturn squares the full moon opposition and consequences are likely to be Johnny on the spot. So don’t juggle chainsaws, not even on a dare.
However, this can be just the sort of drama that brings people out of their shells and spurs the kind of evening that is memorable. Wear flame retardant clothing and carry an air horn.
What are your weekend plans?

2 Responses to “Weekend Love Forecast”
Satori, i love you. you never fail to make me laugh. This wkend I’ll be wearing a bikini under my fire-retardant suit.
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Well well well, Jupiter and vesta in my 11th (just past my mercury)… Sun and mercury in my 7th (on POF)… I think that sounds good?
Venus is crossing my Descendant. I know that’s good. Moon will conjunct my BML/Asc. Is that good?!?!?
Mars and Neptune are square my Sun and Merc. Hmmmmmmm. Its a separating square. I sure hope I handled that alright. I have a coffee date with a total hunk tomorrow! I don’t know his exact birthday yet, just month and year. But I think Uranus and Pallas are on his Mars. Should be interesting. I kinda hope he’s a Leo. I’m excited as hell.
Thanks Satori!