Astrology Today: May 3, 2012 — Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle
Eye on the Sky
Libra Moon likes balance, the niceties, grace. Involved in a t-square with Pluto and Uranus these things are hard to come by. It’s like a picnic tea and having to spread your linen tablecloth on the dirt floor of Pluto’s mine and Uranus won’t sit down; he keeps wandering through and grabbing bites off your sandwich while your head is turned to swat the centipede off your ankle. But this is going to be the BEST. PICNIC TEA. EVER. (slightly crazed smile through gritted teeth, but very, very pretty!)
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8 Responses to “Astrology Today: May 3, 2012 — Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle”
omg this made me laugh. <3 Satori.
Made me laugh as well, totally LOVED it and got it, Satori 
Angie
All I could think of was Alice saying: “But I don’t want to go among mad people.” Cat replies: “Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.
This is a hoot. Thanks for the slightly crazed smile, satori! You made my day.
Yaaay for Wonderland. I’m flooded today. Will have to have my picnic on a raft.
…like a tea-tray in the sky…
Heads Up from Elsa P!
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LOL I was actually planning on doing up a tea for dinner tomorrow if I’m up to it. Totally going to try extra hard now after this post LOL.