Halloween Weekend Love Forecast

October 27th, 2011 @ 3:52 pm by Satori

“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”
–Ash, “Army of Darkness”

Matthew Lillard, 13 GhostsI see two major formations in the sky hotting up over the weekend and the Moon moves between them. In addition, there’s a t-square with Mars opposing Neptune and Mercury-Venus squaring from Scorpio. I love the broad category of horror movies and this weekend seems to span them all. The t-square is very like a horror movie. The way to get the most out of love this weekend is to approach it as you would a horror movie. To my mind there are two types of horror movies and two types of characters that survive and thrive. First you’ve got the straightforward type and second the ones that employ humor. You’ve also got two types of survivors, the hero/heroines and the intelligent, quirky smartasses.

Who are the ones that don’t make it? They are the sluts and the reactionary dumbasses. The ones who make it and the ones that don’t are higher and lower expressions of the same concept. The romantic leads are the higher manifestations of the ones who screw around, and there’s a short jump from class clown to assclown.

The setup for the weekend movie starts before date time. At date time, evening, the Moon is in Sagittarius, which can encompass all of the above named characters, higher and lower. But the setup is the start of the day with the Moon in Scorpio at the tail end of the stellium. There’s a lot of dark foreboding with that stellium in Scorpio. When the Moon reaches Sadge and the mood goes up, it’s important to remember that we still have a deep energy in the background. Use that buoyant Sagittarius energy to its highest use and you’ll be smiling by the time the credits roll.

Be the clean, smart and strong romantic lead, make it an adventure! Moon in Sadge and Mars in Leo can be heroic! Or be the smart, funny one. Saturn is still in supportive sextile to Mars, and Jupiter aspects both the Sun and Pluto.

There are equal parts Jupiter to Pluto energy available here. You can tell the truth in an uplifting way or a way that blows things out of proportion and gives in to the fear. “Who’s laughing NOW?” will get you a lot further than “Oh my god, we’re all going to die!” Keep a smart sense of humor and a positive outlook. The Moon energy supports this. Tell the truth but watch what you say. Never forget you’re in a horror movie and don’t be that idiot that says, “Hey, I’m going to go grab some beer from the cellar.” Speaking of beer, the heavy drinkers never fare well in these movies. I’d keep that in mind and keep your wits about you.

Stay safe by being smart and it can be an adventure.

What are your weekend plans?


Astrology 13 comments   |   Posted at 3:52 pm 

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13 Responses to “Halloween Weekend Love Forecast”

1.
Josi
Josi

I’ll be the undying axe murderer chasing little children down my street as they beg for candy.
:)

They love it..really..

 
2.
Satori
Satori

ah yes, BE the change you wish to see in the world. ::wink::

 
3.
Satori
Satori

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

more Ash, “Army of Darkness”

 
4.
Josi
Josi

LOL
The Aquarian “Mom, you scare little children.”

Me, “Well yeah, you think I would wear this 20 lb claustrophobic inducing mask for nothing?”

 
5.
sunnysadge
sunnysadge

I’m meeting a friend tomorrow day, meeting up with friends on Sunday night and dressing up. Who knows I may meet someone, who saves the day?

 
6.
sunnysadge
sunnysadge

Also I’ll try to keep the drinking to a minimum too! But I am going out this long, long 4 day weekend.

 
7.
CP Griffin
CP Griffin

Damn I love your quick wit and way with words.
Keep it coming, Satori! (You rock)

 
8.
Satori
 
9.
autumn
autumn

Classclown to assclown. Classic!

 
10.
Tam
Tam

LMAO at “be the change”

 
11.
Kiriecat
Kiriecat

I’m doing a haunting – 1880′s style – in Old Bedford Village in PA. If it isn’t snowing, it should be fun.

 
12.
Isernia
Isernia

I do not watch scary movies. I do plan on laughing a lot this weekend and doing girly things with my friend to celebrate her birthday. We plan on avoiding our exes because they are scary enough!

 
13.
Serenity
Serenity

I plan on investigating a horror movie I just dug up in my own life! I’m going to hunt the person down that totally screwed me, and then make them pay, pay, pay for a very looooooong time!
Serenity

 


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