Weekend Love Forecast
“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.”
— Groucho Marx
Friday evening you may feel like staying in the safety of your shell or home, whatever that means to you. For some that means spending time alone but for others it can be a need for the shelter of family, biological or your “tribe.” If you do venture into society, remember that the natally bold will be out, in force, and yammering like a house on fire. So if you’re feeling sensitive, brace yourself. In any case, by Saturday the inflated need to communicate may draw you out.
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Astrology Today: July 1, 2011 – Don’t Pick Fights!
My eye on the sky.
The solar eclipse takes place in the early morning in the US.With a stellium in Cancer, people are sensitive today but also galvanized and emotions will settle down as the day progresses.
Mars in Gemini aspects both Saturn and Pluto today. These planets in combination spell cruelty (among other things) so watch who you pick a fight with, avoiding Cancers in particular.
Not that Cancer is going to be out and about under a sky like this anyway, but you know. You’ve been warned.
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I can’t say that I’ve thought this through, it just occurred to me. Many people have divorced parents. Even if your parents are married, there may be acrimony of some type so which parent do you side with and which do you blame?
With Saturn in Libra, which asks you weigh things and judge them, I am thinking that how you answer this question would offer insight into how you approach partnering an adult.
Which parent do you side with?
Astrology and Pheromones, Sex Appeal and Attractiveness: Venus and Mars In The Natal Chart
Astrology In Real Life…
When it comes to attracting sex there seems to be two kinds of people. Everyone has heard of the guy who lacks for dates. He just can’t seem to find a women, right up until he marries! As soon as someone puts a ring on his finger, women show up in droves and this a story as old as time. The fact some woman wants this man, makes other women want this man.
Now I am in the opposite situation. When I am partnered, men take one look at me and seem to know I am unavailable. There are exceptions but they are few and far between. For the most part, men (and women) look at me and can tell there is nothing there. There is no void to fill so they take their eyes off me and continue to scan the room for someone who is “open” or unfilled and unfulfilled.
But as soon as there is a void, LOOK OUT! My pheromones start to build up and it doesn’t take long. A week? Two weeks? Next thing I know I am crawling with prospects. Men, women, librarians of both sexes, small animals, you name it. Continue reading Astrology and Pheromones, Sex Appeal and Attractiveness: Venus and Mars In The Natal Chart
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Astrology Today: June 30, 2011 – Prelude To The Solar Eclipse In Cancer
My eye on the sky.
The solar eclipse in Cancer takes place in the early morning on July 1st when most of us in the US are asleep. This means we will wake to the aftermath of the eclipse so if you have an intention of using this energy, today is the day to focus on.
As for getting a good result, the stellium in Gemini puts a lot of focus on the intellect which means that people who are willing to think and going to fare really well.
Mars is involved here, along with Uranus so ambitious and independent, innovative ideas is where it’s at.
Don’t be afraid to break away from the pack.
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I have been under a Saturn Mercury transit for the better part of 8 years (see Mental Struggles). I am just…about…done.
Saturn recently turned direct conjunct my natal Mercury and man has it been grueling. I hate how my struggles have been broadcast but that’s Mercury in the 9th for you. It’s just got to be over the top, however the end is sight! I will be dealing with Pluto to Mercury next and Uranus to Mercury so that ought to be something but first I see this is wrapping up and I want to help this process if at all possible.
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I wrote this for a client. She’s an attractive Aries woman and with Saturn transiting her sun, she’s growing up the way she expresses herself…
“Easy answer. This is a matter of maturing and I don’t mean that in an insulting way. You get to a certain age and realize that you can’t have it all and this is relieving. It’s relieving because you slow down as you age and you see that you don’t have to chase every dog in the neighborhood. You can leave that to the younger dogs as it is meant to be in nature.
When I see someone tasty I figure they are another woman’s… problem!
Consider the old adage men say amongst themselves: “Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I will show you a man who is sick of putting up with her shit”.
When you understand this kind of stuff and embrace, it’s no longer necessary to try to win every race. You can relax and leave that to the young, hungry dogs.”
Who can relate?
Pining For Reuben – And Then What Happened?
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I wrote this on my original blog in 2003. It picks up this story and the Neptune fog here is just extreme, fake girlfriend on down…
I’d been in the bar eight or ten times. I was hell on wheels at the rink by now. Sometimes I’d stay for the first song of the second set. The Who’s “Goin’ Mobile”.
I liked that song. I liked to hear it but sometimes I couldn’t manage because I was not that interested in the bar hijinks. Know what I mean? I was a very old teenager. I had worked in a bar so long; there was nothing new to see. I’d get sad and I’d get bored. Everyone was meeting and mating, you know? Ack.
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Heads Up From Elsa P: June 30, 2011 – How To Rock The Solar Eclipse!
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“It’s a dramatic week, full of potential.The solar eclipse occurs early Friday morning. The eclipse deserves special attention because it coincides with the cardinal grand cross which dominates this week as it did the last. By that, I mean the solar eclipse is part of the grand cross and with these two phenomena colliding, everything these planets are concerned with will be massively emphasized. The better you understand how these things work, the better you’ll fare so I’ll try to break it down…”
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