“I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself yet.” Albert said stroking his ever increasing beard as he contemplated his week of freedom from his students, his spring break.
“Have you considered trimming your beard?” I gently suggest some light grooming.
“I’ve considered it.”
“And…?”
“I’m still considering it.”
“I’m not trying to tell you what to do, I just think you would look more attractive with a neater beard, that’s all.”
“Ok, fine!”
He leapt from the couch, bounced down the hall, made some grunting sounds and returned moments later with a still longish, but thankfully scraggle-free beard.
“That looks good!”
“Don’t tell anyone, I’m in direct violation of Sagittarius beard etiquette.”
“What?”
“Yeah, Brad Pitt is going to be at the door any second now with a loaner beard for me.”
“What does that have to do with etiquette, like your beard is a codified signal to the other Sagittarians or something?”
“Didn’t you read The Civilizing Process?”
Is your beard steeped in meaning? Are you a Sagittarius?
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11 Responses to “Sagittarius Beard Etiquette”
My Sag husband trims his beard before visiting his mother. That’s a monthly trip. He looks better with it neat. He tried to grow one when he was younger, but it didn’t fill in very well. I bought him some new razors, never saying it didn’t look good. He took the hint.
What is it with guys and beards? I’m not into it. Shave that sh*t off.
I don’t mind a beard. Some men carry one very well.
I also rather like the slightly (repeat: SLIGHTLY) unkempt, scruffy look; I think it’s sexy, like he’s half-dressed. *smiles*
I do hate the shaven-bald + full-beard look, that’s just ridiculous. Like all the hair slid down to his face? Puh-leeze. If there’s nothing for the sideburns to attach to, just don’t attempt it, h’okay?
And, confession, I absolutely love to nibble on facial hair on occasion! *lol* On/under the chin, when it gets a little long. It’s fun! 
I am a Sag (female) and I pretend that I have a beard. Well I rub/stroke my chin whenever I am thinking. This article is so funny and so true.
And yes, everything has a meaning. We are like teenagers, who want to be just like Aristotle.
Currently reading Nicomachean Ethics, Written 350 B.C.E; By Aristotle.
I’m not into beards either, and the only person I’ve seen who I felt could pull off a moustache, was Tom Selleck.
I try to keep my beard trimmed up, Libra ya know..we like to be pretty and neat.
*side note* Brad Pitt could marry 400 Angies and grow his beard to his ankles and I’d still… 
love a neatly-trimmed beard and mustache……it makes a man look like a man……grrrroooowwwllll!
My husband has a beard but keeps it neatly trimmed. I think this if from his career where he had to be neat. I like his beard and at his height, (he is tall,) and his average weight, he thinks it depicts his personality which is not that friendly, friendly when it comes to strangers. He does not like to be approached too much and feels his beard keeps people back a bit from him given his stature with a beard. It works for him so I’m good with it. I normally don’t like beards but his looks great on him and he keeps it trimmed…
He has Jupiter in the first.
I have to admit that I love beards hehe
My husband (Sun Scorpio, but Moon and Ascendant Sag) looks much better with a beard, even if it doesn’t seem to be the type that can be kept tidy. It’s more on the side of goatee than full beard most of the time though. Think cavalier
Totally agreeing with Saladi on Tom Selleck – he’s definitely the only guy who can carry off moustache only
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