Uranus In The 7th House + Neptune on the MC Square Venus in 7th = Imaginary, Instant Wife Of Your Dreams, Sent From God
Astrology in real life
It’s been a long time since I wrote about this… or made videos but I am a woman men want to marry. I am sorry for how that sounds, but it’s a fact, product of Uranus in my 7th house and some other stuff.
This is pronounced situation as someone tried very hard to marry me when I was 12 and it’s been happening ever since to the tune of more than 25 marriage proposals in my life… I have lost count. Lately things have slowed down, simply because I don’t leave the house. But a couple weeks ago I started taking a class in the evening and sure enough, this constellated immediately.
If this topic is interesting to you, you can read my sister on the subject here – speaking her mind. Or there is this – “People who want to marry you when they don’t even like you” but in whatever case I am having my problem again so I called my sister.
I called her because I am trying to come up with costume (clothing) that I will be comfortable in but that will not exacerbate the situation because I can’t tell you how dreadful the attention is. Hate is a very strong word but really, if pressed to choose one, that would be the word I’d choose to describe my feelings on the situation. I called, Annalisa…
Briiiiiiing! Brinnnnnnnng!
“Yeah, Elsa.”
“You gotta help me,” I said. “I’m going to that class and I swear I walk in there and every man I see says, oh my God, it’s my wife!”
She laughed. “They do that to me too.”
“No they don’t. No, they do not. You do not have the problem I do. Look. I am not saying I look better than you. I am saying I look like someone you should marry and quickly. Immediately. This doesn’t happen to you. I walk in and they think I am sent by God to be the wife they have dreamed of. There she is!”
“You’re more accessible.”
“Well, yeah,” I said, stating the obvious. “I have dimples! I walk in all smiling, and say, hi!” I said, cheerily. “And it sounds like, hi, can I get you a drink?” I laughed. ‘Yep, there I am. Happy, smilin’ and ready to serve. You know how I am.”
“And I give the the icy ballerina stare.”
‘Yes. But I don’t have that so you’ve to help me. You know I can’t have this. I just can’t deal with this so you have have to help me and I’d say we’d better start by hiding these breasts because as you know they are the first thing causing the problem,” I said, one Capricorn rising to another, knowing she know what I meant…
I wrote this to get it out but also because of satori’s ascendant post. My sister and I have the same ascendant, it is only off by one degree but I have Jupiter involved, so much easier to approach.
You can see it on this blog. She writes, if you want a fashion consult with her, you should talk to me… ::smiles::
Anyway, I had no success on the costume front today and my husband on this topic, well he told me to tell them I was married to a serial killer but if I did that, I’d be smiling when I said it and they’d want to know more.
I think I need a bar (or a computer) between me and people because I am just not who they think I am.
26 Responses to “Uranus In The 7th House + Neptune on the MC Square Venus in 7th = Imaginary, Instant Wife Of Your Dreams, Sent From God”
I know, a hat?
just kidding;)
PS. Best post title, ever.
It’s similar, amandapm.
chrispito, nothing helps. You can’t hide your breasts or your energy, I’m delusional.
A turtleneck, a hat and no smiles might confuse them ..maybe..?
I believe you when you say it’s hard to hide your energy but do you think that not acting like yourself for a moment could help…? or maybe will it just confuses them..?? Since you have Neptune on your MC, confusion can also happen. (I have Pisces MC and people always have different views of me and it’s always changing! I must say that Neptune on my DC doesn’t help..)
If I act confused, they rush to help.
If I act anything, I am only kidding myself. “Why is that woman acting? Say, I’ll go ask her if she wants to go have coffee.” 
This has not abated with age. Just a couple weeks ago I went out to get the mail and collided with the mailman. Won’t do that again..
I realize some women like this kind of thing but I decidedly do not. Especially when I am married but otherwise, I also don;t like it.
See, I have Libra (and venus in 7) and it sort of forces a person to be polite. I can turn people off RAPIDLY when I talk openly as outlined on at least one video. But they cast me (my hologram) as “wife” before I speak and in a way I am forever letting people down.
It’s hard to be on my side of this equation. I am very fortunate I have a husband and have the husband that I have.
WOW!!!
Well.. Like you said: Every gift is also a curse!!
I used to think that people with Venus in the 7th house were SOOOOO lucky!! Because they attract people to them sooo easily.. you just exposed to me what is the shadow of such a gift.
PS: I love sentences like that! Sentences that say everything with soooo little words! (I’m talking about the “Every gift is a Curse” sentence) You write well Elsa
Thanks, Sweet.
I think Venus is 7 is nice to have. It’s the aspect from Neptune, and Uranus involved that start to twist this and Jupiter, expanding Uranus. It’s just drawn like this.
I am telling you it is no prize to be 12 years old and forced to figure our how to avoid a marriage but this is exactly what happened to me and what I did.
I am not into this shit, I can’t say it any plainer.
Do you think that with Saturn in Libra people will think more before they ask someone to marry them?
You know, like having more responsibility (Saturn) in who you choose to have a relationship with (Libra).. Since Saturn deals with reality, anything that is like love at first sight (Uranus) or an illusion (Neptune) won’t last or be real..
I feel like I really get it, even more than before, what you are talking about here — Yeah, you can’t escape it; it’s a set up.
Too bad you can’t “put on” venus square saturn when you leave the house and then take it off when you come back home but…. that’s the wardrobe change you need maybe? Or perhaps there is nothing you can do. I dunno…. You would still be you even underneath a venus square saturn “costume”
Venus square Saturn Halloween costume!!
Interesting. I have Uranus in 7th and Venus on 7th/8th cusp, but barely have luck with girls…
OMG Elsa, you could be my sister. My 7th house has the Sun, Uranus, Venus and Pluto. I have has at least 8 marriage proposals. I have only been married once (for love, I was young). “Good” looks are only part of the picture. Magnetism must be the X factor. I don’t know. It is just strange.
I think I’d like having you around! Do women often want to marry you too? LOL
Having Uranus in the 7th, I get that a lot, too. I’ll come across some hapless guy who’s going through a lot of stuff right now, and there’s a nice-looking woman who’s nice to him today. *EPIPHANY* : She’s the answer to all my problems!!
No, I’m not.
wow. I wish I had your problems!
I do understand exactly what you mean though. I have venus square pluto. Pluto is in the 12th house. I feel like I wear an I will assist you in cheating on your woman sign. Its really annoying I mean my venus is in Capricorn. Married hitched guys gravitate toward me and pursue me with persistent intensity. Completely the opposite of what I want but all I seem to attract.
*sends Elsa an email*
That’s hilarious but only because it’s not happening to me LOL
I must give the opposite impression. I’ve been told I look married (I’ve been divorced for nearly 11 years)… either that or lesbians think I’m one of them and hit on me. I have Neptune in the 7th house… opposite the Ascendant.
LOL LOL LOL! Amazing post! I second satori’s suggestion XD
Oh, my! I have Uranus conjunct Pluto in the 7th in Virgo, and Venus exactly conjunct my ASC in Aquarius in my 12th, which conjuncts Saturn in the 12th and is square my 9th House Neptune in Scorpio. Just ending my second HEINOUS marriage as I type. As Elsa said: “I don’t wanna keep it down – I’m Italian!” and “…find someone you like and leave me the HELL alone!” My question is: How do I find my True Love instead of attracting these weak, abusive freaks? They behave themselves as long as it takes to wed me, then, BAM! TOTAL LOSER EMERGES! I just don’t get it.
This is just cracking me up… you finally learn to laugh about it, ehe? Elsa, I can so relate to you (Neptune conjuct AC, in my case) It’s definately different, but somewhat similar what I’ve experienced since a young age. It’s not that ‘every man wants to marry me’, but it definately is, ‘every man I date wants to marry me’.
In other words, I don’t attract that kind of attention from strangers, or random meetings- but, if I go out on even an innocent coffee ‘date’ with someone, they’re proposing within weeks. It floors me, and it’s also one of the reasons why I’ve been married 4 times with hardly any time in between (that Neptune is trining my Aries Venus – ‘impulsive in love?’). I ‘like’ being married, hated the ‘dating scene’- Big problem. Glad that’s over!
tell me if possible…4 planets in 7 house…sun,uranus,pluto and hermes..plus a neptune on 7 or 8 house [depends on exact houre] what can say in a woman’s chart….??
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