Sorry for people in my inbox who are waiting on me. I will be back and focused on the job tomorrow, tonight I have to rest.
I have to rest because I went to court today and it was a bloodbath. It was a bloodbath because I used my knife and while I was not harmed in anyway, I am tired!
I leave you Annalisa’s voice from my story, “1-800-get-me-out-of-here” which I wrote for the Pisces with breast cancer in 2001.
I had gone on a cruise, just me and my 9 month old baby daughter. The Captain invited us to the Captain’s dinner and I… er, I got pissed off and stood him up.
Annalisa:
“Standing up the Captain was a masterstroke. You don’t want to be at some boring fucking glitter dinner.” Laugh. “Are you kidding? You are a murderess of the first degree. You are not a broach for some arrogant asshole’s lapel that’s for sure. So when he mistook you for one… Well that was clue that he was at risk of being killed right there. He did a lot of things wrong.”
ha ha ha.
History repeats. I told you Leo had the knife.
See ya tomorrow…

7 Responses to “A Murderess Needs Her Rest”
NO SHIT? I was in court today too!!!! (and I won this time, thank God, probably because Leo is more on my side than on my ex’s Aquarius/Taurus/Scorpio side) (((((Elsa)))))) Hope you get good rest tonight.
WHAT?! I went to court today too, but only to report for jury duty. It was pretty amazing because I had totally forgotten I was supposed to be there and I arrived just under the wire, but not before doing a monster sprint from the subway and a splendid pratfall right on the steps of the Kings County Supreme Court building. This is too weird.
(Thankfully I was not chosen.)
I hope you have a fantastic and rejuvenating rest.
(((Elsa))) (((Jessica))) Those battles can zap you!
I also need a rest badly Elsa.
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