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“And she’s picky. One time I tried to feed her a squirrel. You know. To get her hunting energies up. All my dogs can hunt but Dora? She wouldn’t eat that squirrel. She took one look at it, she looked at me and said, I ain’t eatin’ that. Don’t you feed me squirrel. I am not going to eat a beast.”
“Yeah, don’t you try to feed me a squirrel. You let me in the house right now… get me away from that thing.”
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