Mercury in Aries vs Mercury In Libra (With Mars Involved): Pheromones
Astrology in real life
“I’m on the way to get your hair stuff,” I told the soldier. “Turns out they’re open on Sunday, big surprise. And I’m rushing over there too, first because quality of hair products vary widely and if you have one you like you ought to stick with it. But there is another reason too.”
“What?”
“Well I shopped some other men’s hair products just in case… you know. I looked around and do you know what I found? Pheromones! Yep, they have pheromones in hair products, you put this stuff on your head and women flock to you I guess.”
“Get me that!” he said. “I want some of that.”
“Hell no, I’m not going to get you that. I am not having you put stuff on your head to make women crawl on you. You’ve gone crazy if you think I am. I guard your head. In fact, I am ready to cut off the heads of any other birds who come around.”

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i have a little bottle of one of those perfumes, maureen. i dunno if it works or not, ’cause my husband ain’t that tough of a customer, but he has commented that i smelled especially good wearing it before. i don’t wear it around town or nothin’.
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Did you know there is actually a perfume called Pheromone? My sister bought me some a couple of years ago.. it’s a very strong, very distinct scent. When I wear it, everyone comments.. !!