C.R. writes

Elsa is a no frills, straight shooter and brilliant astrologer. She applies common sense, is genuinely kind and won’t mince words. She WILL tell you her truth. It’s up to you to listen, or not. After talking with Elsa P., you may even decide it’s high time to integrate those errant aspects you’ve come to view as the trials of your life. Until now, you thought it was impossible.

Although Elsa is a prolific writer, I don’t really know much about her personal life. I do know she connects on a very deep level and will meet you where you live. Elsa doesn’t blink at treachery, delusion, betrayal, loss or grief. She’ll hang out with you in your darkest hour. Then she’ll throw open the windows, make pasta and serve you meatballs. Her self acceptance and esteem inspire confidence.

So, if you decide to hire this woman for a consultation and if you are sincere (although possibly misguided from a lifetime of Neptune at the helm), at the very least you’ll enjoy a vacation from astrological rhetoric, mysterious innuendos and implied knowledge of the stars. Elsa will flat out tell you how to make those “minor adjustments” as she unabashedly reveals her “keys and clues and tricks”.

Oh, she’ll work her ass off for you, too.

Bet on it.

Thanks, C.R.!