Saturn in Virgo Small Animal Report: Rejection In Favor Of A Real Dog
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“You said you thought if we got together, we’d stay together. We’d be together through all these lives…”
“Well now, P, you take things to literal. I hope that’s the case and I think it will be but I don’t know. You could mess it up. I could mess it up. We could both wind up a pile of dust!’
I sighed.
“P, I just don’t know but I do know I don’t want that dog hanging around me,” he said.
“Dora?”
“Yeah, Dora. I don’t want to see her in future lives if I can help it.”
“Oh come on.”
“Come on, nothing. One life is enough with her! Why can’t I have a real dog. Rin tin tin? Lassie? How come I can’t have Old Yeller for a dog? I want a dog like one of those,’ he said.
I glared.
“Come on, P, you know I love her. I love that dog, she just does me no good at all. That’s all I need. Dora come into my next life and stare at me. Look at her. Look at her staring, P and tell me that having that dog follow for eternity is not a nightmare proposition.”
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7 Responses to “Saturn in Virgo Small Animal Report: Rejection In Favor Of A Real Dog”
Maybe he’s more of a Savage Sam type – Ol’Yeller’s progeny!
“She looks particularly ridiculous today.”
“You’re telling me, P. That dog is the Phyllis Diller of dogdum and we’re stuck with her.”
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old yeller was rabid. just sayin’…