“He was good man, not a great man but a good man. We were going through his locker and found a book where he wrote some poems. He probably wrote some poems for some of you bimbos out there…”

The soldier attended a funeral of one of his peers and this is part of the eulogy his commander gave… really.

The soldier couldn’t believe it. The guy’s mother was in the audience.

“P, you’ve got a dumb man. The dumbest,” the soldier explained.

“Tell me what you did.”

“Well I was in a McDonalds getting myself something to eat and there were these two girls in front of me, they are Asian. Girls, ladies, whatever. There were these two ladies in front of me and they said they’d have their food to go.”

“Uh huh.”
(swearing below the break)
Continue reading Voice Of Mars: EAT IN TAX

I have written before of the Secret Lives of Virgos

Michael Jackson: secret library of 100 songs could be released

From Times Online:

“A secret library of over a hundred songs recorded by Michael Jackson could now be released following his death.

One of the singers biographers, Ian Halperin, claimed that the unheard songs had been made for his children…”

Read the rest – Times Online

All Virgos have one…

I was waiting to check out in the grocery. There was a woman in front of me in her mid 50′s, attractive and in shape. She was buying dog food. Actually she was buying forty pounds of dog food and she had no cart.

“Are you carrying that?” I asked. “You don’t have a cart for that?”
Continue reading Virgo In The Real World: An Efficient Shopper

The Thrill Of Victory, The Agony Of Apology

Love, Sex and the Pinnacle of Achievement

Capricorn Woman In Love With Older Scorpio Man

Today on the boards: Scorpio and the Alpha role

I know that many feel the Earth signs are pedestrian. Some on the fringe see no reason to share the planet with them at all however, Venus and Mars in Taurus, Pluto in Capricorn and Saturn in Virgo are most definitely grounding people and it is somewhat relieving and reassuring.

Continue reading Astrology Today: June 26, 2009 – Pedestrian Earth Signs Got No Reason To Live

I do a good number of astrology consultations and almost all of them are with women. Less than 5% of my clients are men and I’ll tell you right now, it may as well be 0% because it does not work out and I think I have figured out why.

I am very direct in my communications. I am the kind of astrologer who will tell you exactly, very precisely what the situation is and overwhelmingly, the women I consult with take my advice.
Continue reading Astrology Consulting With Women vs Men

The soldier has been stopped for a day and a half. He is getting his truck serviced.

He happened to run into a fellow ex-missileer. I was aware of this because he has a framed poem, Missileer by Capt. Robert A. Wyckoff. He had me read it to him over the phone, as he repeated the lines for the other man who was standing by.

There are not that many missileers out there so I thought it pretty grand they ran into each other. Understanding that, maybe you can imagine my surprise at this:
Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Missileer (Especially relevant with North Korea threatening a missile attack)

This is from early 2007. In between the AMF and getting together with the soldier, I had a couple “dates” with a man I called, “Coffee Date”. They were not really dates because when he asked me to go out with him I told him that I was fresh from a break-up and didn’t think I could manage.
Continue reading Writing, Reporting, Storytelling the Taboo Redux

Feeding Off The Emotion Of Others

Your Ideas About Strong Personalities Forming Attachments

Life And Death And Finding Meaning In Hell

Today on the boards – What were you doing on 9/11?

Tell me about habitual cheaters please…