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Mars Mercury Whore Report

June 13th, 2009 @ 7:44 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

cb radio trucking I overheard some gal on the radio when I was talking to the soldier. “What is she saying?” I asked.

“Oh she’s saying, I’ll give you a massage for $100, if you want me to take a shower with you, that’s $200 and if you want the fuuuuuuuuuull executive treatment, that’ll be $300.” (swearing below the break)

“$200 for a shower?” I asked. Then it hit me. “You mean when I went in and took a shower with you they thought I was a WHORE?”

He laughed.

“Oh my God, I was wearing a short skirt.”

“Now, P, I’m sure they thought you were my wife. There are lots of husbands and wives on the road and I am sure they take a shower together.”

“They thought I was a whore!”

“Now, P, don’t you get mad. I will machine gun the piss out of them. Anyone ever wants to say anything about you, I’ll kill the motherfuckers, every single one of them.”

“I see,” I said, having this realization two years after the fact.

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7 Responses to “Mars Mercury Whore Report”

mudlikesubstance

ROFL. That’s funny. I get people mis-percieving me also. I just got a whole mischaracterization by a guy who wants to do business with my other half (we are starting a business together and i’m a minority partner and behind the scenes in many ways) and he was going on about …

“oh it’s tough but we’re in this together and we love eachother etc. etc.”

I wanted to yell at him that it wasn’t like that at all. I’m the backstop to people taking advantage of my partner. I told him, as this repeats again and again in our lives, the people who don’t really like me are the ones he should be wary of because they’re the ones who always try to take advantage of him and find that I’m really not pleasant to run up against when they do so. I’m behind the scenes yelling “don’t you dare” and “that (*&(*& is not worth doing business with” and “let me talk to them” and “don’t offer them anything as we cannot pay anything” etc. etc. It’s not much of the we’re in love and doing this thing so we’ll survive. It’s a whole lot more down and dirty and man was he clueless. Then again, he didn’t like me…

6/13/09 @ 8:07 pm (reply)

Luci

Elsa, is that the CB the Soldier has in his truck? My boyfriend and I are big CBers – antenna on top of the house and everything. In fact, we also have our ham radio licenses.