Clearcut Astrology: The Aries Mother And Her Son
Clearcut Astrology
This gal has read my blog(s) for a long time. I have worked with her on various things at various times so be aware there is a history here.
She sent two questions with two payments so I am going to consider them separately. I feel the two questions are connected so keep in mind I have more information than what is presented here and there is nothing I can do about sharing it with you since my knowledge and impressions of this gal have been formed over time.
With that disclaimer, here is the meat. As you can see she is very wordy (self proclaimed) so I am just going to put my ramblings between hers…
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The Moon in Leo forms a T-square with Mercury retrograde and Jupiter, Neptune and Chiron in Aquarius. This is a fixed t-square but there is no telling how it’s going to play.
For example a person may stand alone against what is broadly believed to be true of humanity (Jupiter Neptune) in order to get attention (Leo).
Continue reading Astrology Today: May 29, 2009 – Fixed T-Square

Open Question: How Does The Alcoholic Feel About The Codependent?
Ask the collective
Someone knows the answer to this and I hope they will offer it even if they want to do so anonymously or even via private email because I really want to know this.
Regarding Alcoholics… don’t underestimate the trickery, yesterday I sneaked an alcoholic a drink. You might say I colluded with him, I helped a fellow human being due compassion, I acted foolishly or any number of other ways my actions could be seen but what I want to know is how does the alcoholic in the story see it? What does he think of what I did?
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Saturn In Virgo: Fear In The Heart Of The Geriatric Small Animal
Astrology in real life
Dora is shedding all over in spite of having hardly any hair and her bed has become disgusting. I decided to wash it today and was not prepared her for reaction.
She came in and saw her bed gone and it was pure terror. If was as if I killed her bed and was going to kill her next, for sure.
Continue reading Saturn In Virgo: Fear In The Heart Of The Geriatric Small Animal
Jupiter, Neptune, Chiron Conjunction in the First House: See-Through Dress?
Astrology in real life
“I’m sorry I was irritable,” I told the soldier, calling him back from the Home Depot parking lot. “I am just a little bit nervous and agitated.” (Mercury Retch!)
“What happened?”
“Well I ran into Denis. Remember, Denis? Well I saw him coming into the gym as I was leaving but that’s not the main problem, I think my dress is see through.”
“WHAAT?”
“I think my dress is see-though. It should not be, it’s black but the way men are acting I think it is.”
“Go home, P!”
Continue reading Jupiter, Neptune, Chiron Conjunction in the First House: See-Through Dress?
Writer’s Block, Getting Your Nerve Up To Speak Your Mind, Etc.
Mars Conjunct Mercury In Libra Loves A Writing Challenge…
I write this stuff less to talk about myself and more to make people more aware of their own desire for challenge, their need to assert themselves and act heroically. If this sounds foriegn to you, it is safe to assume your Mars function is repressed which is the case for many women. The energy still plays, it just plays in a perverted manner.
Continue reading Writer’s Block, Getting Your Nerve Up To Speak Your Mind, Etc.
Astrology Today: May 28, 2009 – Walking Through Jello
My eye on the sky
The Moon is in Leo, irritated by Pluto. People who are adept at working creatively with “shadow” fare well but people like that are a minority.
For the rest it’s like getting crap in your shiny hair and people don’t like that.
Mercury is retrograde in Taurus and slow as a snail. Considering the square to Jupiter, Chiron and Neptune it makes me think of information walking through jello which is a game we used to play.
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No Means No: Heads Up To Virgo, Pisces And Those Who Love Them
Astrology in real life
I spoke with Jacquie Bigar today, it’s always a treat. I am always entertained and I always learn something in between the clanging because we’re both loud in a way that is eccentric.
It’s off topic from where I am headed but I think this is due our both having Jupiter in aspect to Uranus. Neither one of us is shy about broadcasting our eccentricity, that’s for sure but this blog is meant for Virgos and Pisces primarily.
Continue reading No Means No: Heads Up To Virgo, Pisces And Those Who Love Them
I wrote this in 2002 back before I got all fancy like I am now.;-)
The story is true of course. I am about 24 in this story (1980′s) driving a Frito truck and living in that house I just posted about. The story is called, Gas Pump and boy do I crack myself up.
The woman in this story is Leon’s ex-wife for those who track this stuff. Remember she surfaced after 25 years during my Pluto Moon transit…
(has swearing)
Continue reading My George Strait Story
“Now, P, I’m sorry to bother you when you’re having such a day. Don’t get yourself too frazzled,” the soldier said.
“I’m not.”
“Yep, that’s what happened to, Dora. She used to have silky, satin fur but one day she got all frazzled, her eyes bugged out and they never went back in.”
::snort::
(you can see her blood eye in this. pic taken back when she was dyin’ before she changed her mind as women are known to do)
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