Mercury in Aries vs Mercury In Libra (With Mars Involved): Cleopatra’s Bunk
Astrology in real life
The soldier from his truck. “It looks sort of like Cleopatra’s bunk,” he said.
“Bunk in the painting?”
“Yeah.”
“You call that a bunk?”
“Yeah, that is Cleopatra’s bunk.”
I shook my head. “How did you get this way?”
“I fell in love with, P. P did it.”
“You’re unrecognizable. You have Cleopatra on your wall. What are your friends… what are your loved ones going to say when they see what has happened to you?”
“Ah, they’ll be jealous.”
“Like if they see me smelling your neck?”
“Well, when the women see us they’ll start singing, Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a match!” he sang.
“What will the men sing?”
“Maria! I just met a girl named, Maria!”
“That is not a bunk.”
“It looks like a bunk to me.”

3 Responses to “Mercury in Aries vs Mercury In Libra (With Mars Involved): Cleopatra’s Bunk”
well, he’s spent his life sleeping in a bunk. No matter what he does, he always winds up sleeping in a bunk most the time and in fact we are both pretty sure even if we are able to retire to the desert, he is going to have a bunk somewhere and sleep in from time to time. It’s uncanny!
You know, when we met we lived together off base but he still had to go sleep in a bunk because his job was a 48 hour shift and sure enough, he had a bunk. has a bunk in his truck, he just always has a bunk no matter what – he is a soldier and btw he thinks a bunk is wonderful. Much better than sleeping on the ground or rocks which he has also done plenty of.
Come to think of it, the soldier married one woman who made him sleep in a bunk on his wedding night.
ha ha ha ha. Should have known then and there he was doomed.
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Aw, this was super cute!