“I am going to have a DNA test and see if Dora is my dog,” the soldier said. “I don’t think she’s my dog.”
“Well she is your dog, you look just like her,” I said.
He stared.
“You’re both barrel-chested,” I explained.
He looked at me dumbfounded but I offered no more.
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