Astrology Short And Sweet: Attracting Aries Men
Astrology in real life
This is from the archives, circa 2002…
Another thing that comes to mind, of all the signs per my extensive research baiting men
– Aries men are most appreciative of a short skirt.
A woman wanting to keep an Aries man interested needs to comprehend that he is a “thrill of the chase” sort. If you are Susie Cream Cheese, easy to spread, you are a one night stand to Aries who wants a challenge.
If they piss you off, your job is to pick up a pan and hit them with it. This is something Aries respects.
Crouch in the corner, whimper or whine and you will not see them again and it is just as well as you are not worthy opponent.

10 Responses to “Astrology Short And Sweet: Attracting Aries Men”
“Pick up a pan and hit them with it?”
Hahahaha!
As an Aries woman, I work somewhat similarly. I don’t like pushovers. I don’t like doormats and whipping posts. I like my men independent and able to call me on my crap (if I do make mistakes har har).
lol, yeah, with women too…
well, not maybe the pan bit, but stick up for yourself!
Susie Cream Cheese! Hahaha.
LOL yep that sounds right. My guy is Aries and he likes the fact that I am “fiesty”,lol.
so true! this quadruple Aries I dated was just like that, my Aries Mars was so happy! Overload! But he could also be sooo passive and undirect with a Pisces Sun in the 12th and I suspect he wanted to be tied up good – not my thing.
Hmmm….Would that also apply to an Aries with a Saturn Venus conjunction in Aquarius?
Wow, this is so true! I have been around Aries men as either friends or lovers and the only way I could get them to listen up is when I put my foot down. These men love the bitchy types and the spoiled brats. When I acted mature and too analytic for them – I won’t see them the following day. But that was temporary. They would be back around to knocking my door. Is it because of the combustible quality of the Leo-Aries social bond? And oh, my gal best friend since kindergarten is an arian.
I am dating an Aries, and we both have Venus at the same degree in Aries at 16 degrees. I liked the remark about hitting him with a pan. We don’t fight a lot but on occasion I stand up to him. I am anything but a wimp.
I am currently dating a Taurus with a 5-planet stellium in Taurus in the 10th (Sun, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Chiron*), but an Aries moon conjunct Midheaven.
What is hilarious to me is that it works so perfectly, because I want long-term commitment (Cap Sun/Venus in Scorp) but I’m so damned indecisive about it (Mars/Moon in Libra). He and I get along great!
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My Mars in Aries side really likes this!
My dad has a lot of Virgo in his chart. He speaks to me in a diplomatic and sweet way when he wants me to do something and he thinks I like it.
I hate it! I wish he was demanding and more aggressive so I can yell and have a nice argument with him.