Oh, G, that just made me laugh out loud. Could Taurus be even more hapless than Capricorn?

I always write about these gals who slip on a banana peel and land on some guy’s dick. Taurus slips on a banana peel and all the sudden their mouth is full of cookies!!

“Taurus slips on a banana peel and all the sudden their mouth is full of cookies!! ”

SO true Elsa *laughs* I had to close my eyes walking past all the Easter egg displays just in case some of those cunningly delicious bunnies sabotaged me.

Haha! I like the banana peel jokes. We should create one for all the signs.

I only have Taurus on the descendant, but I can’t resist a cookie either. Or bread.

I want a warm brownie with coffee flavored ice cream! Taurus Mars and North Node

omg Tam, that sounds so freaking good. No Taurus at all here, but you must have tapped into my Cancer with the ice cream suggestion.

I have mars in taurus – my daughter has taurus rising. We never met a chocolate chip cookie we did not like, that is for sure.

love the bananna peel land on …. hahaha!

my husband is a taurus- his eyes sparkle when he lifts the pot lids.
he is the only man who has satisfied my grandmothers eating expectations- once she put an appetizer plate on the table and he nodded saying ‘thank-you very much grandmother’ in his thick italian accent) and dragged the whole plate in front of him and began slurping away (she was rolling with laughter and just completely delighted) oh, and he’s muscle thin- so it makes it hard for me to come up with something to hold him out of the pantry

Can there be such thing as too much taurus cuz with cookies, am really really picky with those: they have to be really special or else I’ll easily pass. But if they are the right kind — oomph!
triple taurus, libra rising.

Hey how do bunnies have eggs?

OMG kashmiri I LOVE cheese… and goat cheese… the stinkier the better!

Yesh. I relate.
Mmm hmm. Cookie monsters unite.
It may not be cookies all the time but it’s always something deadly.