“P, I am never going to refuse a cookie,” the soldier said. “You just can’t put them in front of me or I’m going to eat them.”
“I know, I know.”
“I could be lying on my death bed from diabetes and if there is a cookie there, I will reach out my spindly arm, get it and put it in my mouth. I may be dying but not before I have just one more cookie…”
Who can relate?
20 Responses to “Voice Of Taurus: Cookies”
Oh, G, that just made me laugh out loud. Could Taurus be even more hapless than Capricorn?
I always write about these gals who slip on a banana peel and land on some guy’s dick. Taurus slips on a banana peel and all the sudden their mouth is full of cookies!! 
*raises hand* me too! (Venus in Taurus) 
“Taurus slips on a banana peel and all the sudden their mouth is full of cookies!! ”
SO true Elsa *laughs* I had to close my eyes walking past all the Easter egg displays just in case some of those cunningly delicious bunnies sabotaged me.
Haha! I like the banana peel jokes. We should create one for all the signs.
I only have Taurus on the descendant, but I can’t resist a cookie either. Or bread.
MMMM…COOKIES. I’m not a Taurus but damn I don’t have any self control when it comes to sweets. It may be my 2nd house is filled with Uranus,Venus,Neptune and Jupiter and Taurus is my Descendant. As for the banana peel jokes for each sign that is a great idea Shell.
I want a warm brownie with coffee flavored ice cream! Taurus Mars and North Node
Taurus rising here, all I want is cookies! I love them, and they love me back!
omg Tam, that sounds so freaking good. No Taurus at all here, but you must have tapped into my Cancer with the ice cream suggestion.
Taurus who made cookies for dessert last night here. I forget how many I ate, probably like a third of ‘em.
I have mars in taurus – my daughter has taurus rising. We never met a chocolate chip cookie we did not like, that is for sure.
Ditto. Especially fresh homemade cookies! Homemade desserts are the best I can’t pass them up.
love the bananna peel land on …. hahaha!
my husband is a taurus- his eyes sparkle when he lifts the pot lids.
he is the only man who has satisfied my grandmothers eating expectations- once she put an appetizer plate on the table and he nodded saying ‘thank-you very much grandmother’ in his thick italian accent) and dragged the whole plate in front of him and began slurping away (she was rolling with laughter and just completely delighted) oh, and he’s muscle thin- so it makes it hard for me to come up with something to hold him out of the pantry
At easter dinner my cousin, a taurus, said “OMG look at all this food, It looks SOO good” and her boyfriend said “You say that at every meal”
We all laughed.
Can there be such thing as too much taurus cuz with cookies, am really really picky with those: they have to be really special or else I’ll easily pass. But if they are the right kind — oomph!
triple taurus, libra rising.
Hey how do bunnies have eggs?
I’m ashamed to say that I hate cookies (Sun/Mercury Taurus) and cake. EW! Everyone makes fun of me because I hate cake.
But…I drink creamo instead of milk, I eat butter and cheese until the cows come home, and CHEESE! Glorious cheese!
OMG kashmiri I LOVE cheese… and goat cheese… the stinkier the better!
This article makes me hungry! And I’m a Sag!
Yesh. I relate.
Mmm hmm. Cookie monsters unite.
It may not be cookies all the time but it’s always something deadly.
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