Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved): Talking To Dora
Astrology in real life
“Well I do call her sweet names. I call her, honey, sweetie, baby, sweet baby, honey girl, sweet little pie, best dog in the world and stuff like that.” I told the soldier.
“Well I’m sure she likes that. I bet she does.”
“I guess. You’ve said that before but today it hit me, you probably never said anything like that to her.”
“Well no, I didn’t.”
“Well what did you say to her?”
“Get your scrawny ass out the door! Move it, Dora, get your ass out there now!”
I shook my head. “Well she fell in love with you anyway. She’s always looking at me, when is that bastard coming home?”
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Well he gets here and she greets him animatedly for about… 4 seconds before she commences to snubbing him. Yeah, she just walks away following me wherever I go – he calls her treasonous and says she’s always been.
“Save her ass time and time again and she ever does is get me in more trouble, cost me money and in general cause stress and havoc in my life.”
But he also says, “They just don’t make googly-eyed dogs like that anymore, P. She’s the last of her kind. I guess when she dies we’ll have to replace her with a burrito. You know that burrito I want? Well maybe he can be a googly-eyed burrito on Dora’s honor…”
Animals pick up so much, words are practically meaningless.My favorite Scorpio uncle had every critter he ever came into contact with eating out of his hands. But he called them all knuckle heads. And when he saw me and said C’mere Gooney, I was on cloud 9.
HAHAHAHA
Burrito?
furiana -here:
then here:
http://www.elsaelsa.com/archives/2007/06/26/mercury-retrograde-the-soldiers-burrito-car-explained/
‘cept he’s not a Pisces rising… was working with a bad birth time back then
Does the soldier’s Mercury in Gemini also make him a storyteller?
He doesn’t have Mercury in Gem, he has Mercury in Aries… remember all the Aries vs mercury posts.
He has Jupiter in Sadge, that’s the storyteller gene. Storytelling is pure sadge / 9th house / Jupiter ruled
Oops. Doesn’t he have some planet in Gemini, like the Moon or something?
Venus in Gem… this is all the language stuff / games he plays with languages and his different faces. His Southern accent is Southern. His Spanish accent is Spanish. Who you might meet is up to him. 
Hahaha
It occurred to me since I now call Dora all these baby names, Vidroid is cutting a break and I bet he is super relieved!
Yes lucky Vid.. I call my son allll sorts of sweet names.. including mommy’s angel baby.. fortunately hes still at an age where he doesn’t mind.. so I’m making the most of it 
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