“Well yeah my pants are tight, I’m fat!” the soldier said. “I’m faaaaaat!”
“Well get some bigger pants.”
“No, I’m not getting bigger pants, the bigger pants are too big. I need the size in the middle but apparently they don’t make a size in the middle which means I either lose some weight or I hog up to the next size.”
“Hog up?”
“Well, yeah. Eat like a hog until I get myself to be an even bigger hog than the hog I already am.”
“Okay, go down then.”
“Well that’s what I’m going to do.”
Having Libra, I quietly admired his ability to make a decision because I could have broke my mind on that.
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Ha ha ha. A couple of years ago my daughter announced she was going to “hog down” on some kind of food. I said, “Do you mean pig out?”
I always imagine not buying bigger pants puts a limit on how fat I can get… but somehow that never seems to work. I can’t stand uncomfortable clothing.
LOL what a brilliant anti-Libra solution.
I no longer buy clothes that don’t stretch.
I experience this as a girl with a ghetto booty. Everything is either too tight or falls off my tummy because of my butt.
He needs to try things on. He’ll find a brand that fits. 
As a fellow Taurus, I’d get a belt. It’s easier to have the larger size because odds are you won’t go down the older you get anyway.
Hog up is hilarious, but uncomfortable as hell. I know only too well with my Taurus Sun LOL
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