Saturn In Virgo Small Old Animal Report: Dora The Eye

April 5th, 2009 @ 8:52 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

Dora appears to have recovered from her life threatening illness / near-death experience, we are really not sure what it was.

Fact is, her eye was BLOOD red and I mean inside the eyeball for about a month while she ran around apparently unaware.

We spent over $1000 on tests and meds only to discover nothing and we can’t even blame the veterinarian. She didn’t exactly do anything wrong, because based on appearances… well the dog looked haggard.

It was not just the eye which was very alarming. Dora can’t see, hates to go to the doctor, hates to stand on a (slippery) metal exam table, hates to be handed over to strangers she can’t see, hates to get shots and have thermometers in her butt.

Consequently besides looking decrepit as always and having a red eye, she is authentically beleaguered by all the handling and she really goes into “dog in distress” mode. Consequently the doctor springs into savior mode, going to take care of this obviously neglected dog.

“Don’t feel bad, P. She pulls this shit all the time. She’s done it her whole life. Take her to the doctor and she looks at them like, I don’t know who he is. Who is this guy? He kidnapped me, that’s what. I don’t know this guy from Adam but as you can see he starves me all time. That’s right, I have been kidnapped, I’m starving and please help me.”

“Well that’s what she did.”

“I know, P, I know. I have spent thousands on that dog because of her acting.”

To update, it took a month but the red is gone from her eye with no actual treatment. We have no idea what it was but as you can see, she is regular Dora.


Astrology, , 11 comments   |   Posted at 8:52 am 

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11 Responses to “Saturn In Virgo Small Old Animal Report: Dora The Eye”

1.
kashmiri
kashmiri

That is such good news! ((sweet little D))

 
2.
sonah22
sonah22

lol yay!

 
3.
Crackers
Crackers

“Dora can’t see, hates to go to the doctor, hates to stand on a (slippery) metal exam table, hates to be handed over to strangers she can’t see, hates to get shots and have thermometers in her butt.”

Dora and I have a lot in common.

 
4.
G
G

That is excellent news :)

 
5.
Lupa
Lupa

Thanks for the update! So glad Dora is doing well and the mysterious red is gone.

 
6.
Luci
Luci

I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a burst blood vessel.

I accidentally smacked my ex-husband in the eye with the corner of a beach towel, once, and it looked the same as that for weeks. Nastiness.

 
7.
Lily28
Lily28

I bet it was a burst blood vessel, too. I’m glad she’s doin’ ok.

 
8.
miss
miss

I am glad she is doing ok!!! xoxo ((dora))

 
9.
Dorothy
Dorothy

So glad to hear she is still defying the odds!

 
10.
Elsa
Elsa

Yeah, she is oblivious to odds, she’s got shredded beef on her mind, And chili verde, damn it!

 
11.
kashmiri
 


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