The Moon in Cancer squares Pluto and Venus retrograde. To play a joke on someone today is to risk your life.
Mars is opposing Saturn now which always creates tremendous pressure. If you act rashly it will come back on you fast enough not that knowing this is going to stop anyone – there is just too much Aries (and other controlling) energy in the sky.
I consider this day to be dangerous and apologize for saying so but what can I do? Saturn warns of danger (Mars)… so there you go.
15 Responses to “Astrology Today: April 1, 2009 – Danger”
Eeeeeeek. On my angles. Eeeeeeek. Better to be warned, though. I’ll try not to kill or be killed. No need to apologize for your well-timed PSA!
Do you feel lately like you can kill, Jessica? I have those thoughts surface and feel repulsive for them.
I don’t know, Dina, anything I say here could and would be used against me in a court of law. 
I’m kidding – for me it’s extreme paranoia, not rage as much. But intense! (((Dina))) I’m sorry you feel repulsive, that is so Pluto. Hope the Pluto positive thread is giving good ideas…
Thanks, Jessica. I’ve got paranoia too.
P.S. you guys, they said that there’s going to be a mass computer virus tomorrow and to not go on the internet. I bet Elsa’s not going to follow that one, though
You’re right, Dina. Right up there with the Y2K bug as far as I’m concerned. My anti virus is up 2 date.
ack. today was struggle enough…
well, forewarned is forearmed… i always know there’s going to be at least one kid playing one of these roles… if not several…
(interesting to watch the shifts in dynamics, really…)
I told my daughter about this on the way home from picking her up at school. She said “Tomorrow is April Fools Day”. Then I told her it would not be a good idea to play pranks and what Elsa said the astrological atmosphere would be like. She agreed it would not be a good idea,lol.
omg it really is tough skies out there…
my friend lost 200 bucks, his friend was in a car accident, and another friend of his was hospitalized…all in one day…
thank you.:-)
OK I just read this online at newsday.com (long island paper). A man, who is fighting foreclosure and behind on his bills (which sounds like almost everyone nowadays), received his IRS refund, $5,300. For whatever reason, he did not deposit the money, but cashed the check. He drove home in a borrowed car (guess he does not have one now), and the car went on FIRE! The money burned up in the car (!) – holy crap!
Happily, I am too lazy to prank anyone, ever.
AFD is a weird day. On the one hand, I enjoy the obvious jokes, on the other hand, I dislike it when people buy into something and get hurt. By the end of the day I can’t wait to stop having to read with the “Is this a joke?” filter on.
Yeah, I was on a tear this morning…channeled all that frustration into cleaning the house tho’. 
Then went & deleted a ton of people from Twitter, protected my posts there, went on to protect other info of mine on Facebook, deleted a bunch of feeds I no longer read…
It’s been a crazy day!
Dunno ’bout you, but cross me and they’re dead.. and I’m not angry.. no, no, much more than that.
And no guns, don’t need ‘em.
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