Voice Of Taurus: “Good Thing I’m Not A Cow”
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“Well, P, just because I’m stuffed like a pigeon doesn’t mean I don’t want to keep eating. I do want to keep eating, I always like to eat and I never want to stop.”
“Even when stuffed?” I asked with a snort.
“Of course! Good think I don’t have four stomachs like a cow because if I did, I want to keep them all full, all the time and I’d be so fat – P, I’d be unrecognizable.”
5 Responses to “Voice Of Taurus: “Good Thing I’m Not A Cow””
Oh boy – my daughter has Taurus ascendant. Sometimes I laugh out loud at how much it fits her, even with her special needs. Food, don’t get me started – she loves, loves her food. And she moves when she wants to, at the pace she wants to, and if you try to hurry her, well, good luck with that 
My Taurus Mars can keep on chewing til the cows come home, especially if I’m drunk and can’t tell if I’m hungry or not.
Isn’t Taurus the third sign after Cancer and Libra to gain weight?
1. Cancer
2. Libra
3. Taurus
4. Pisces
5. Sagittarius
This is just a guess. Lol
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My boyfriend (who has a Taurus Asc) would not stop eating until food is actually taken away from him. One time, he had to beg me to take away the plate of fries in front of him because he was stuffed!
And I wonder sometimes where all the food goes because he’s quite lean and muscly!
I guess it works out. My Cancer Moon loves to cook and nurture and his Taurus Asc just loves to eat