“Domesticating Elsa” Mars Mercury in Astrology

March 30th, 2009 @ 9:44 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

Sanguine says on Defending Libra:

“I guess I have a way of talking smack and talking straight that conveys my affection and respect for others so that I can do these things without wreaking the havoc of the simply impolite.

Maybe it’s a Mars-Mercury thing you have going on?”

Sanguine, my whole family has a Mars Mercury sig and we used to have a hell of a card game in the desert.

People came out there specifically to be in this rude game we played with naked lady cards. I was 8-12 years old at the time and routinely beat the pants off the men, talkin’ smack the whole time, copying my also big-mouthed father.

Yeah, we always won but people has a great time. I guess it’s like growing up in the barracks or something. You get in mixed company and do your usual and people are appalled.

I definitely was obnoxious by normal standard. I used to write about this – “Domesticating Elsa”. I just had no idea my manners we’re bad. “Please join us for a card game…” I used to say. Is that not nice?

I’d host the games with my boyfriend. We’d have them at our apartment and he’d BEG me not to talk but I just had no idea what he was talking about.

I used to gloat about being Italian during the games… I’d rake in all the money and explain I could not be beaten because I was a wop! Read ‘em an weep you NON- Italians! This was just all stuff that was quite normal as far as I knew.

That poor guy. He was a Capricorn, LOL. He tried so hard to put me through finishing school.

I’d walk outside in my nightgown, work in the yard. Saw nothing wrong with it at all – I’d never been to town, see? I mean, if you’ve not been to town, you’ve not been to town.

I have pictures of this and it’s no wonder I got along with the soldier, he was as lost as I was. He didn’t know what Alka Seltzer was, popped two of them in his mouth (in public) to cure a headache. Next thing you know foam is pouring from his mouth – he thought he was dyin’. He was in a bus station and ran into the restroom with his eyes all bugged out, he thought he had rabies like a dog.

He also came to America… started playing football but did not know the rules. He just had no idea what was going on so when they all wound up in a heap on the field, he just started beating the crap out of people. He thought this was right…. and it must have been in a way, because they made him Captain of the team.

He’s a Mars Mercury too you know – it is not an insignificant thing to have in your chart.


Astrology, , 12 comments   |   Posted at 9:44 am 

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12 Responses to ““Domesticating Elsa” Mars Mercury in Astrology”

1.
Crackers
Crackers

THIS is the funniest post I have ever read here. Thank you.

 
2.
Dina
Dina

My Capricorn friend is trying to put me in finishing school too. You know how the customer gets a receipt? He wants me to take it. No way in hell. Look the waiter in the eye but don’t call him while he’s carrying something. He says I don’t follow protocol. I don’t want to.

Anyone else had an experience with a Capricorn trying to put them through finishing school?

 
3.
Jilly
Jilly

“He just had no idea what was going on so when they all wound up in a heap on the field, he just started beating the crap out of people.”

So hilarious.

 
4.
elsie
elsie

alka seltzer — what an image!

 
5.
Elsa
Elsa

Yeah, he wasn’t even tackled. He just saw everyone in a heap so he ran over and jumped on top and started punching people..

 
6.
Elsa
Elsa

“That’s not how you play the game,” the coach said.

“It’s not? Well then how do you play this game?” he asked.

 
7.
Elsa
Elsa

And now you can see why it was no big deal for the two of us to walk into a biker bar yelling about how great Kawasakis were. We were just clueless and fearless and whatever is else it might be that creates people of our ilk.

All I know is the soldier thought it perfectly acceptable I try to kill him with a motorcycle helmet and we have no idea why all those people ran. Haven’t you ever seen lovers fight before? Jeez!

 
8.
furiana
furiana

ROFLMAO!

 
9.
Bananas
Bananas

HAHA! Great post, first laugh of the day…

 
10.
opal
opal

LMAO!! This is effin’ hilarious, thank you Elsa ::wipes eyes::

 
11.
Elsa
Elsa

Well. we’re both insane. Where else are you going to find 2 teenagers who agree it’s a good idea to walk into a biker bar, stand in the door and tell everyone in the place that their bike, a 400 KAWASAKI beats the shit out of a Harley any day of the week… outside of a Quentin Tarantino movie this is.

 
12.
Ro
Ro

That is TOO funny about the soldier… Literally LOL-ed. I have Mars-Mercury. Mercury in Scorpio. I am also a Sagittarius. Talk about bad for your health… Sometimes you’d think I dropped a verbal bomb and blew the entire room up, but my insight is usually spot on, and they can’t argue. Not that it was ever an argument to begin with… Just a simple observation of a complex situation. I don’t know why people are so “shocked” by this… So? Everyone is just afraid to say what it is, a lot of the time. Not me. I may wait a while, timing is everything. But I deliver the message, executed clearly.

I also have a Venus-Saturn exchange, I read somewhere about people with Venus-Saturn exchanges perhaps being a little behind in social graces. Delayed socially. That is somewhat true for me. IDK if it’s the Neptune 1 degree away (also in Capricorn) or them both being in my first house (opposite house of ‘others’) but sometimes I swear I just don’t “get” it. I’m really surprised that some people haven’t managed to strangle me by now.

But I mean well, I swear. Sag rising… Jupiter in Aries, yeah… I’m fire, but I don’t want to burn. Not unless you need a good singeing. ;)

 


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