“Nice But Wholly Ineffective Attempt To Manipulate Me”
Astrology in real life
“My love for you is so deep, it scares you,” the soldier said. “That’s why you won’t marry me,” he added.
“Nice probe,’ I said. “Nice but wholly ineffective attempt to manipulate me.”
He looked at me, his face a mixture of guilt and innocence.
“I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to find the button and push it. Well that’s not it! Tell me I am coward so I’m supposed to go right to a wedding and marry you to prove otherwise.”
He blushed.
“Yeah, I am not quite that stupid but I’m glad you’re doing this, it’s a nice ambition. I hope you keep working at this because I’m sure you’ll the nail it eventually and we’ll both benefit. I am not sure why you underestimate me though,” I said with a mild smirk.
He wrinkled his nose involuntarily but jeez. Surely he can shoot better than that. This reminds me of when I threw those cans up in the air expecting him to shoot them. I was just stunned at his misses. “How can you miss these?” I asked. “Jeez man, you didn’t hit even one!?!”
(This brought to you by my Uranus filled committment-phobic 7th house.)
8 Responses to ““Nice But Wholly Ineffective Attempt To Manipulate Me””
He’s still working hard at it, huh? One of these days he’s going to get out that divining talisman of his and he’s going to get you. 
Jessica – ha ha ha. I am truly hoping this is the case. But in the meantime, this was pretty low level for an SF guy. 
In fact he’d just told me some story where the army dropped them on the beach instead of the water. They were supposed to be in the water… sneak in but someone screwed up, er… royally.
So then they wanted them to row out and sneak back in so they could observe their infiltration techniques which the soldier thought was stupid as hell. But this was sort of like that.
“Er… what are you doing on my beach? Get back in that water and infiltrate this shit, damn it!”
Ha ha h ah
Maybe he’s trying to trip you up by playing it low-level? Hmm. I suspect a sneak attack here.
Who knowwwwwwwws! We had a great time, I’ll tell you that.
My son is just thrilled. “I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!” he says.
It’s because we amuse him non stop with our antics.
“Kiss me.”
“Come on, P, I already kissed you a bunch. My lips are chapped.”
Vid roaaaaaaaars.
::::::swooooooon:::::::: !
I’m betting on the Soldier… If anyone can figure out your buttons, it’s him, and it sure sounds like he’s not giving up!
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