Can’t find anything to complain about today.

The new Moon in Pisces sextiles Pluto. This is a very potent situation of the YIN type and intuitions if they occur, will be very powerful. You can work with the universe by taking at least some time out to be still.

On the other front, we’ve still got a sky full planets in Aquarius, so experimentation and innovation and independence are remain very strong themes in start contrast to the new Moon in Pisces MERGE.

I need to cheer up so this is from 2007. It is one of craziest conversations I have ever had in my life. Talk about disparate realities. I was on the phone with the soldier, this was as we were getting together. I don’t think we’d reunited in person yet but it was seeming we would.

There had been some surprising revelations around what we both believed. I told him to forget about talking to me… that he should go find some Catholic woman to talk to and I was standing in a Home Depot at the time…

“I don’t take orders from you!” he said.

“What? What orders?” I asked, curiously.
Continue reading Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra: Say What? Huh? Why Are You Calling Me A Piece of Food?

Lexie wrote on 8th House Brains / Social Psychology:

“Initially, I was offended at the ‘20-something’ reference (my problem, not yours). When you hear something like that in a work setting, it’s usually someone from another generation seeking to elevate themselves above another purely on the basis of age and ‘this-is-how-it’s-been-done’….”

Ah! Thanks for mentioning that, Lexie, it made me realize this was posted out of context.
Continue reading About 8th House Brains and 20 Year Olds… And Shifts In The Collective Or The Group Mind

Dora is back from the doc and while we don’t know what’s wrong yet, there are strong indications it’s very serious. They gave her $500 worth of blood tests which may or may not reveal the problem.

It could be her blood is not coagulating (liver problem) or it could be a tumor. In whatever case she HATES going there… this is the 3rd time in 3 weeks. She shakes like a leaf the whole way there, sits in my lap frozen like a statue in between nurses and doctors coming in and out to poke and prod and inspect and just in general wants to get the hell out of there and so do I becomes meantime I am trying not to cry having had to bring here somewhere she does not want to be!
Continue reading Dora Update… Saturn In Virgo Small Animal Extraordinare

I asked for feedback during the last class and overwhelmingly people said they would like to see the kind of work I did in the class on the regular blog. That is, a more in depth treatment of a natal chart with an eye on resolving problems. People also routinely say they miss the astrology-based advice so we’ve decided to address this by having contests and giving away email consultations.

The only catch is that you have to give me permission to edit our emails for publication on this blog. Your chart will be posted but don’t worry, I’ll “anonymize” our conversation to remove obvious references to your private life. Of course, if you want the spotlight, just let me know and we can publish the email consultation as-is!
Continue reading Win an Astrology Consultation By Email!

The Pisces liked the story and her cancer treatment was successful. She went into remission. Meanwhile, the second gal and I started to build a relationship.

I actually had no intention of becoming friends with her in the beginning. I was the astrologer for chrissakes! I was the hook up between the two women and to be honest I don’t even know how it happened. Pisces. They sneak right up on you. You think they’re going when they’re coming.
Continue reading A Fish Tale – Two Pisces With Cheating Husbands: End Game- Part 3

‘Oh well your knee hurts, we’ll get it replaced.”

“No, Panizzon. We’re getting married, you’ll not get out if. I’ve got this figured out. If you chicken out and won’t marry me this year, we’ll get married next year. If you chicken out next year, well get married the year after that. We’ll just go year to year to year but you are not getting out this no matter what.”

“Is that your plan?”

“That’s my plan.”
Continue reading Marrying A Committment Phobic: A How To Guide

This is from an email I wrote…

“I explained why their idea would never work and my logic was sound. I mean what I was saying was inarguable but they could not go with my idea because it was completely counter what everyone at the table had been educated to believe.

See, I was older. Most of the people were late 20′s early 30′s and they all had the same education. As it turns out they were taught to do things that are wholly ineffectual but no one wants to call the game (yet) – come to terms with the fact their methods don’t work even if they learned them in college (even prestigious college) and so further into the ditch we go.

Continue reading 8th House Brains: Social Psychology – Horror and Amazement

When I see the Moon, Mercury, Mars, Chiron, Jupiter and Neptune all clustered in Aquarius it occurs to me that we are seriously hurting for some LEO energy to balance.

If you have an ego… shiny hair like mine, for Godsakes flaunt it because there is such a thing as too much of the group mind, equality thing.

Some drama would be nice, see? Creativity and Ego (Leo) are not dirty words!

The phone rang, briiiiiinnng! Briiiiinnnnng! It was the soldier:

“Broke knee to crazy, P. Broke knee to crazy, P. Ya there, P?”

“I’m here.”

“Yeah, broke knee to crazy P. That will be all call sign on the radio during the dark times.”

I laughed so hard. If the dark times come, y’all tune into our channel because we’re gonna be havin’ ourselves a time.