“I feel bad. I just don’t how to get married. How are we going to do it?” I asked the soldier.
“Well it’s like this. We stand in front of a guy and he says, do you soldier, take this woman, Elsa P to be your lawfully wedded wife. And then I say, I do. And he says to you, do you Elsa P, take this man, soldier to be your lawfully wedded husband and you say, well just a minute. Wait a minute, I think we’d better talk about this…”
I didn’t laugh because it sounds just like me and I think it’s tragic.
7th house Uranus in aspect to Jupiter – FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM It’s like an impulse see? Between that and melting (Neptune) at the alter I just don’t know the remedy for something like this.
Then you add an audience.. ::sighs:::
I got married once in these spiky heels, standing on grass that had been recently watered. As the preacher read the vows, I was slowly sinking, falling backwards as my heels slipped down into the earth. How’s that for Saturn Neptune? I just disappearing into the earth or hoping to.
They gave a bottle of champagne and I popped it open and drank half the bottle down. I stopped a minute and then tipped the bottle again.
“What are you doing? What are you doing?” my new husband asked with his 5 planets in Scorpio. “You don’t drink like that.”
“I do now,” I said with champagne dripping down my chin.
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