Remember the soldier and his boss who was always havin’ kittens? Well this boss is Italian as is his daughter who works in the office with him. It was me who sensed something, told me he ought to go meet this gal in person and he decided to take my advice. (swearing below the break)

He went to her office and I don’t know what he did but all the sudden she stood up and said, “WHAT ARE YOU? A FUCKIN’ WOP?”

Of course she didn’t say it, she yelled it because she’s Italian and the soldier knows all about yelling Italian women… he got in his stance (feet apart, hands on hips) “YEAH, I’M A FUCKIN’ WOP, WHAT ABOUT IT!”

Well then the daddy jumped in. “HEY! SHE CAN SAY THAT! SHE’S MY DAUGHTER, AND MY NAME IS blah, blah, blah AND I AM A FUCKING ITALIAN!”

“OH YEAH?” the soldier said. He spotted a military tattoo on the guys arm and starting insulting his section of the military and you got it. They hired him on the spot.

So today this guy helped him out. “You owe him a thanks for that,” I told the soldier because I am always minding his manners (recall when I told him he should APOLOGIZE. Oh my God, that was a fiasco) “That was a good idea he had.”

“Yeah I know I already talked to him. Told him I wrote his name on the bathroom wall in there.”

I roared.

“Yeah, I told him I put Joe blah, blah, blah on the wall. Good sound effects!”

I roared. “What did he say?”

“Oh he’s all yellin’ and shit. Yeah, he’s yellin’ his head off the way he does.”

The astrology? Mars, Mercury, Saturn ( swearing /the boss/workplace) involved in a T-square