I got a picture of a dog on my phone and then the soldier rang me from a truck stop. “Did you get that picture of the dog I sent.”
“Yeah, that’s a good lookin’ dog.”
“He’s hangin’ around, P. Why is he doin’ it?”
I waited for the punch line.
“I told him, I’m sorry but Dora’s already married… she’s engaged to Cluck.”
I laughed. “That poor dog.”
“Yep, he’s poor all right and he won’t go away. He’s just standin’ there looking at me, he won’t move an inch.”
pictured – that’s Dora going shopping in Vid’s lap.
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Cool watch, Vid.
I think it’s the watch, kashmiri… I saw it and I thought ‘Elsa’.
I remember having a watch like that… hehe… must be something about Taurus kids and colour.
Elsa doesn’t wear jeans 
, at least that’s what she said… That said I thought it was her too!
No, I hate jeans. I only wear them when I absolutely must like when I helped the soldier tie down loads on a flatbed truck!
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