The soldier is in Maryland parked on the street next to another truck that is broken down. The other truck has 2 drivers and he may have to let them into his truck tonight so they don’t freeze to death because their truck won’t run to warm the cab. He says they are “filthy bastards, neither of them have any teeth,” but never mind that, at the moment he has to go to sleep.
“So you’re just going to go to sleep and leave those guys?”
“Well, yeah. I’m sure if they get cold enough they’ll come bang on the door like everyone else does (he means whores). Some guy banged on the door last night and woke me up,” he said.
“Yeah, what did he want?”
“Oh his car broke down, he’s out of gas, the same thing they all say. Some hard luck story, he was a crackhead.”
“Did you give him anything?”
“I gave him 3 or 4 bucks.”
“Oh.”
“And he said, can you make that a 10? NO, I said!”
“Oh man, I’m worried about you.”
“Worried about me?” He laughed. “P, don’t worry about me, I have a knife. I was ready to cut that cut into thin slivers, put him in the trunk of his car and drive to the 7-11 and get me soda before dropping him and his car off.”
I snorted.
“Yeah, P, what’s he going to have to do? Come through the window? Before he even gets started, he’ll have a few slices across his jugular and.. . (I don’t remember what else he said) then I will probably stick my knife in his ear so yeah. Don’t you worry about me, P. Anyone fucks with me, they’re dead.”
Mars Mercury again. Knives and violence and vehicles

8 Responses to “The Soldier And The Crackhead”
lol what a scary article
how would the law look upon trained jugular-slicing in self-defense?
Any ‘law’ based on sound ideals would give him a medal for defending himself from an aggressor, as the aggressor in question may have found weaker prey instead.
Well, in my country (Croatia), we have a self-defense law that states that the attacked person must defend themselves with the “equal amount of force” with which they were attacked. It’s a complex law that has it’s downsides, but it’s purpose is to stop people from, I dunno, AK-47-swiss-cheesing the girlscouts who throw snowballs at them.
So I was wondering how that was regulated in the US. Because if a crackhead tries to beat you up and you kill him in response, it might be overkill. Or was the soldier in the story just bragging?
there’s a bad ass clipper hitting us now and will not leave the northeast for a couple days. Its nothing to mess on this one. I’ve lived in new orleans and had these types around a lot. You get to the point where you can handle them oddly enough. Tell them to get away or say these aren’t the droids you are looking for. the cops used to tell me to make sure i carry a gun around though. Guess I was lucky to have made it out of there. Ofcourse Katrina wiped out all the drug and whore business for a while but I’m sure its back.
“Or was the soldier in the story just bragging?”
I would say he was reassuring me / reminding me.
Hee hee ok
LOVE the title! And, yes, totally side with the soldier here.
I’m such a hothead, especially lately. I can keep it under control for the most part, but I truly feel for anyone who puts a hand on me.
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Lordy Mars/Mercury is a trip! The Soldier sounds adept at knowing his boundaries. I always like to hear about people who have good boundaries!