When Venus Is Mashed With Uranus, Someone Is Weird, Just Not Sure Who…
Astrology in real life
“Me, Vid, Cluck, Dora, and you,” the soldier said, listing the household members in order of their lack of weirdness.
“What? You’ve got to be kidding me. You think I’m weirder than Dora?”
No response.
“No. You can’t possibly think I am weirder than that dog,” I said as I watched her move around in the back yard, queerly. “Nobody is weirder than Dora,” I added.
“Well she is weird,” he said. “Okay, maybe Dora goes first.’
“Whew!”
2 days later.
“I can’t believe you even considered I was as weird as Dora,” I said. “How could you think that?”
He didn’t say anything and that is when I knew he still thought this.
“You do think I am weirder than her, don’t you?”
“Well now, P, I don’t know. I just know I am the least weird, that’s the point I wanted to make.”
Voice of Dora to the robbers: “You guys aren’t going to hurt a little white and tan dog are ya? Nah… you guys aren’t going to hurt a little dog like me…”
3 Responses to “When Venus Is Mashed With Uranus, Someone Is Weird, Just Not Sure Who…”
Ha.. my Venus in Aquarius is in my 12th house…and oh my Venus/Mars in Taurus in the 10th husband thinks I’m so wierd.. but I know he’s a lucky fellow… actually I think he wishes his Venus was in Aquarius ..here’s a question. You can draw up your ideal chart for yourself but it must be one that could be real..is. you can’t put sun in Leo and Venus in Aquarius cos they’re never too far apart. so if you could draw your own chart, a new one, rather than what you were born with.. what would it looks like?
I love Venus in Aquarius by the way..cos wierd to me means being an individual, defining your relationships by their interesting-ness ..so I’d be keeping that bit..
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Haha, my Venus is in the 11th, and my husband’s Venus is in Aquarius. We are sooooooooooooooo weird. I know us two being together only exacerbates it!