I just thought of a succinct way to say all this…
If you come to my house, I will cook you best meal I can.
(swearing below the break)
If you get in my bed, I will fuck you as best as I can and you may have had better. You may also know where you can get a better meal but if you do, why hang around my house to tell me how rotten I am?
I am telling you this is the best I can so so if you do hang around my house, maybe you like my cooking and my fucking better then you think you do? If that’s the case, some gratitude is in order.
And this goes for everyone in your life you know. People do not exist so that other people can spend their days and nights complaining about them, that is all there is to it.
If you are someone who behaves in this way – If you are someone who spends your days and nights analyzing the cellulite on some starlet’s ass… well I am sure you’re going to go far in life! I am also sure you are obsessing with her ass so as to not look at you own.
In other words, if you held your own ass to the standards you hold hers to, you would be way too busy keeping it in shape to be bothered with criticizing hers at all. I can tell you this for sure! Think I have time to run around judging other astrology blogs? Seeing if I am better than someone and ripping them down if I’m not? Telling other astrologers what they OUGHT to be doing?
::laughs::
I’ve got a full time job making sure my own blog stays on track so now I am going back to my story and then… my class.
If I think of anything entertaining between now and then, I’ll put it up here. Meantime if YOU think of something entertaining maybe you can put it up here and if you do I am sure it will be appreciated because the people who read here appreciate “the interesting” whether they care to admit it or not!

12 Responses to “In a Nutshell…”
I can wholeheartedly assure everyone here that the only cellulite I am obsessed with is my own, that is for damn sure lol.
I’m in the middle of my winter weight gain. It’s keeping me plenty preoccupied, thank you! And thanks for this blog, it REALLY is something good.
*Cheers & applause*
great post, totally right on!
Good message, Elsa. I believe it. That nutmeat looks good, mmm.
hm, well if a person finds themselves my house you can pretty much count on the sex being better than the food. although, I’ve been working on the eggs benedict and it’s nearly as good as the blow job now.
yay, satori with the afternoon laugh-out-loud!
Hah! Hah! Hah! Satori! FUNNY!
That’s great satori!
Elsa I love the interesting stuff around here and I’m not afraid to admit it.
High fives Satori!
I love you satori.
*grin*
That’s all.
(OK one more thing – I’m a Gemini. Interesting is my favorite!!)
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Brava! Brava!
I definitely appreciate the interesting around here. And I am so excited for the class to get started. Or as my son says, “I’m so exciting!”