More On This Class… “Er… Well You Could Pretend To Be An Aquarian…”
Astrology in real life
Seems I’ve got a lot of people confused about this class. I am sorry about that! Saturn is in Virgo and I am trying to keep my words down if you know what I mean. This my premise and the part I cut out of the blog below in an effort to be brief! I figured I could explain this IN the class but bases on on the mail I am getting that was an error in judgment so..
The last class I taught we focused strictly on the individuals chart. This was because after decades of doing this and watching people it is clear to me that whatever is in your chart, relationship-wise is going to constellate and play out no matter who the partner is. This angle is important but I have another one just as important and as a bonus I get to take a shot at my pet peeve which is…
Using astrology to control people! By far, far and away the most popular astrology-themed searches are along these lines:
“How do I get a Scorpio to blah?”
“How can I make my Aries boyfriend do blah, blah?”
Its terrible to try to control another person but besides that it’s wholly stupid. At best you will be successful short term after which time the person will hate your guts and leave you. When you ask things like that you may as well be asking, “How can I be lousy partner who is bound to be left high and dry?” There are better approaches and this is what I want to teach.
There are many angles here. For single people I want to show people how to look at a prospects chart to determine what they need to be happy to see if they might be the one for them rather than the more common mindset – “Is this the person for me?” Because check this:
Once I was dating this Capricorn, I liked him quite a bit. He liked me too but he had Venus in Aquarius. I had a double Aquarius friend at the time and I could see he was fascinated by her.
He was not specifically interested in her but he WAS attracted to her energy so I thought about this a a few minutes. Do I have Aquarius in my chart? No, I don’t. So do I really want to be with a man who is going to be taken with every Aquarian woman who crosses his or our path? OF COURSE NOT. But is this how people view things? No.
Rather than accept they are not the right woman for the man, they call an astrologer and say “How do I get this man to like me?”
Ha ha ha.
And the astrologer says what? “Pretend to be an Aquarian?”
::rolls eyes::
To me this is a set up for failure and it ought to be very clear from my blog I want people to have happy, satisfying relationships so that’s what this class will focus on. Astrology, common sense and methods that actually work is what we’re after. I hope this makes things clearer. I really think astrology can empower people to much better living which is why I am here every day and it’s this same baton I will be trying to pass in the class.
Will you come out of it smarter?
Yes.

9 Responses to “More On This Class… “Er… Well You Could Pretend To Be An Aquarian…””
So in. I’ll sign up for pretty much any class Elsa decides to teach, but this one sounds particularly interesting.
I hope y’all have fun! I got reeeeally sidetracked during the last class and *still* haven’t read all the charts!
Being smarter is all I really need!
(Not really. Honestly, I think my intelligence, coupled with my no-bullshit stance, scares too many people off. But, eh, who needs ‘em?!?)
Elsa, if it’s okay, I will mail my payment in. I still don’t have PayPal quite set up yet!
:::snort::: I first read “ass” as “jerk.”
I want to join! I’m reluctant to commit at this point because I’m not sure the fellow I’m seeing right now is still going to be around come 1/10. Sure hope so.
Hmm. “I’m reluctant to commit at this point.” That just about says it all, maybe I don’t need the class after all.
I am accidentally committed, so I’m thinking I might give this a whirl. Will sleep on it, because the whole deal kinda freaks me out, even as I revel in it. I’ve lost my freakin’ mind.
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