About Those Strippers… The 8th House, Attraction To Taboo And Various Mini-Stories
Astrology in real life
goddess writes on Projecting Your Rude Behavior:
“Oh God, you just hit one of my pet peeves. I absolutely LOATHE being told “what I think” by someone else at all, but particularly because they disagree with me…“
Well it becomes very crazy when this happens because the person is actually sparring with my hologram. Think someone would get in my face like that in real life? And on that front, where is their face, hmm? Who is this person who knows so much about me?
That gal specifically said I had a double standard – “You’d go crazy if the soldier went to a strip bar…”
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Fighting For What You Believe In, Projecting Your Rude Behavior Plus Rocky Marciano And Something Ain’t Right In The Milk
Astrology in real life
In response to Lupa, “Not a brag, just a fact..”
Well… you see the astrology – it’s acute. For someone like me with that Mercury profile to be self-effacing would be ridiculous. And think about it. How could I write this blog if I were even bit different?
But then look at the videos! That is one spacey chick. How many times have you seen tears cross my eyes?
But by God, I have convictions which is why when people come on here to complain, I do not back down.
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Henry In His Own Words: Double Capricorn, Desert Philosopher and Authentically Interesting Person – Part 5
Catch up here – Henry in his own words…
Henry was a very early user of dating clubs. He wrote women all over the country in an effort to find a mate. He wrote dozens and dozens of them over thirty years…
Letter to Essense June 3 1962
“…Altho I think I am a pleasant and agreeable person with a smile for everyone, I have to admit that I doubt if ever I could bring myself to smile into a mirror. In fact, I have grown so old and ugly that I avoid mirrors and never peer into one except when I shave…”
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My Arrogance, False Humility And So Forth
Astrology in real life
As I was writing my last post I realized how arrogant I am about this. I really think I know how to untangle the messes people get in and not only that, I think I can do it efficiently.
Saturn is in Virgo which suggests people should be humble in their communications but what it really asks is that you be authentic. So what if I were to write, “In my humble opinion… blah blah blah”? Everyone knows my opinion is not humble!
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Saturn in Virgo: Define, Define and Define Your Thinking, Deals With God And Honoring Your Instincts
Astrology in real life
In response to comments on the next astrology class, what I am trying to do here, my overall goal is to offer innovative non-standard astrology classes that enhance your life. I am very committed to this but most know how I operate. I get ideas from the ether or wherever they come from and then act on them. This is my deal with God. I let the ideas come through me so I can have more ideas. I am a highly visceral person which is why sometimes things come through convoluted. “Social selfishness” comes to mind. 
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Astrology Today- December 31, 2008: Worth The Coin?
My eye on the sky
The Moon is conjunct Venus and Neptune and that’s got to feel very good to many. It’s as if heaven as you define it, is accessible if only short term.
Since you can’t live in heaven and be on this plane at the same time, these glimpses seem precious and should probably be recognized and treated as such but this is just my opinion and you may think otherwise.
We are still all working a lot… hopefully on something worth the coin.
A Vivid Reminder That People Are Fragile
Astrology in real life
A couple nights ago the soldier and I were discussing, Dora. We’ve decided we had better get her one of those dog heath care plans because she’s just old and needs a lot of care. Cluck is old too but does not have problems like Dora does.
We were talking about her eyes… she is totally blind in one eye and can barely see out of the other. Apparently she can see some shapes and shadows and I remarked how I can really barely tell she can’t see. She does sniff around for her food when it’s in front of her but on the other hand she navigates the house well and roams the backyard as if she can see what she’s doing. I mean if you saw her out there, you would not think, that dog is blind.
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Saturn Turns Retrograde and Capricorns Groan – December 31st, 2008
Astrology in real life
Saturn turns retrograde tomorrow and Capricorns groan. Capricorn risings groan, as so Capricorn Moons. People with stelliums in Capricorn groan the loudest and do you want to know why? It’s because goats are made to climb! That’s right. And while they may be equipped it’s always precarious. Have you ever actually looked at a mountain goat? They have wobbling knees!
So how would you like to be one of them, clinging to the side of a mountain, hmm? Jeez, I can’t imagine why Capricorn fears failure (falling). Could it be because we’re not crazy?
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If you are sending data for the class, I realized we need more than just plain data. We need to know if the person is a prospect or someone you are already in a relationship and to what to degree. Is it someone you have your eye on? Someone you are dating, committed to or married to? Basically, what are you trying to accomplish??
We need to know this stuff so we can apply astrology to enhance whatever it is you are up to. I am sorry I have been unfocused! Could it be that Venus (love) is conjunct Neptune (confused) in Aquarius (astrology). Gah.
In whatever case it’s embarrassing to Capricorn but I will get this plane leveled eventually! I think all the problems are because of Dora. Yeah, she did it,
More On This Class… “Er… Well You Could Pretend To Be An Aquarian…”
Astrology in real life
Seems I’ve got a lot of people confused about this class. I am sorry about that! Saturn is in Virgo and I am trying to keep my words down if you know what I mean. This my premise and the part I cut out of the blog below in an effort to be brief! I figured I could explain this IN the class but bases on on the mail I am getting that was an error in judgment so..
The last class I taught we focused strictly on the individuals chart. This was because after decades of doing this and watching people it is clear to me that whatever is in your chart, relationship-wise is going to constellate and play out no matter who the partner is. This angle is important but I have another one just as important and as a bonus I get to take a shot at my pet peeve which is…
Using astrology to control people! By far, far and away the most popular astrology-themed searches are along these lines:
“How do I get a Scorpio to blah?”
“How can I make my Aries boyfriend do blah, blah?”
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