Voice Of Mars Conjunct Mercury In The Gamblin’ 9th House: Increasing Odds
Astrology in real life
“I wonder if I should bathe now,” I told the soldier as he readied his computer to go online.
“If you want, P.”
“I just wonder what I could do to increase my odds of getting laid,” I said speculating.
“You got laid this morning.”
“What’s that got to do with anything?”
Mars (sex) Mercury (thinking) 9th house (odds)

4 Responses to “Voice Of Mars Conjunct Mercury In The Gamblin’ 9th House: Increasing Odds”
‘what’s that got to do with anything?’
my sentiments exactly!
Elsa,
You are the best! Lmao
I was thinking about this – it’s like hitting a slot machine for a big payout in the morning… why in the world this impact your desire to hit a slot machine for for a big payout that night?
Also the scheming family criminal mind..
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I got one:
Mars (sex) –> 6th house (work, ie. chores)