The other night the soldier’s new pal… that Ranger guy I’ve mentioned came over for drinks. He’s a Libra with a stellium in Scorpio that is impressive. He’s got his Moon, Venus, Mars and Uranus all conjunct the Midheaven.

He’s younger than us but seems to like old people. Remember the soldier has Moon Neptune in Scorpio so I am sort of out of place with my LEOOOOOOOO which is just plain childish in compare to these two.

“Yeah, I gave her one of my uniform shirts and she burned it,” the soldier said.

The ranger opened his eyes wide. ‘”You burned his shirt?” (swearing below the break)

“Um, no. Hell no I didn’t burn his shirt, he’s lying to you. Why would I burn his shirt?”

“She burned it all right. BURNED. IT. Yep, she burned that thing right up. FUCCCCCCCCK YOU is what she said.”

“I can’t believe you burned his shirt. You burned his uniform? Jeez, man. I never gave one of my uniforms away, at least not yet. I’ve given some shorts away though.”

I laughed, glad to be off the hook. “Yeah?”

“Yeah. You get to know some girl… hang around with her awhile and if she seems to get you… if she seems to appreciate you then maybe you give her a pair of of your shorts… the shorts you work out in, I mean. They’ve got that emblem on ‘em…”

The soldier and I looked at him, I was trying to picture the scene with these girls.

“Yeah, I don’t think I have any shorts left,” he said.

I roared.

“Yeah, I think the last girl got my last pair off me.”

“Hope she doesn’t burn ‘em like P did to me,” soldier said.

“I didn’t burn your damned uniform but never mind that. You’re a whore,” I told the Ranger. ‘What a whore you are.” I turned to the soldier. “Would you tell him you’re not a whore? Because he probably thinks you’re a whore like he is.” I turned back to address the Ranger, “Listen here!” I said with my Leo pride. “He’s not a whore. He doesn’t give his pants away to a string of girs like you do. I am the only one who has his clothes…” I looked at the soldier, “That’s right isn’t it?”

“Yep.”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought. I am the only one he has ever given his clothes to and no one else ever will get anything because he’s given me everything he’s got and I’m not giving the stuff back so I just want this noted!”

“Okay,” the Ranger said, amused.

“Yeah, and from now on when I see you, I’m going to look at you and say to myself, now there goes a man with no pants!”

On that we all laughed and then I went into the kitchen to feed them because they are men, I am Italian and it’s in the blood.