“Look,” I said. “I know there are winter clothes of yours out there. I remember packing them so lets go find them,” I said heading out the garage. “You’ll be so happy to see your old stuff.”

“I will not be happy to see my stuff,” he said as if I were ridiculous. (This is his Scorpio Moon side)

“You’re not attached to clothing?”

“Nooooooo,” he said, marveling at my stupidity.
Continue reading Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon – An Irresolvable Dilemma

I have had a couple of people post me about their entire post showing up on the Astro Dispatch. In short they don’t like it and I wouldn’t like it either.

Please be assured I am a person who creates content myself and I have no interest in stealing anyone’s work. Matter of fact my entire focus is to drive traffic to astrology writers so let me tell you how this works.

If is the blogger’s choice what they send out on their feed. I have this “dispatch machine” set to show the first 100 words of a post which is what you see on the front page. However, if the blogger sends out their entire post on the feed, then it in fact does wind up on this site!
Continue reading Note For All Astrology Bloggers Who Contribute To The Dispatch – Stealing Content, the Mechanics Of RSS Feeds And Making The Dispatch Work For You

Dixie Vogel writes:

“I’ve had a few consultations with Elsa and they’ve all been helpful, but one particularly stands out. An adult child was living with us and clearly in crisis, but not interested in making changes. The situation was spiraling downhill fast and had seriously disrupted the entire family.

Elsa’s assessment was lightening quick and dead-on accurate. I told Elsa, “I’m not sure she’s going to make it out of this alive.” Elsa immediately agreed. I felt huge relief at the acknowledgment – obviously not what I wanted to hear – because it was pure, unadulterated truth. That’s what I most needed.

Continue reading Client Testimonial: “Spiraling Downhill Fast”

I got this picture (from the soldier) in my email today, he says it’s of us. On the Neptune front, it’s quite astonishing to me how his name in my email gives me a thrill… it just makes me dizzy with love but really that’s a Uranus in the 7th (I have), Venus in aspect to Uranus (he has) picture.

People who have things like this in their chart have simply got to have some oddity and for us, this is it.

There is another striking thing about the picture… I can’t really afford to get him by him, can I? We are learning this is regards to our fights.

But my main point is you read how Uranus in the 7th is prone to divorce. This is true but there are other ways it can play and you are looking at one of them.

“Yeah, well this woman is just busting out all over. She is a pure Venus figure. She’s like a goddess and when she’s in the room every woman there knows damned well there isn’t a man on the planet would isn’t going to think about her and yeah. She is very curvy. I think men are subliminally attracted to that – they can’t help if even if skinny is the current fad.”

He agreed.

“Yeah some people out there are archetypes and she’s like that. You’re also like that. You are a Mars archetype, every thought turns to war and war tactics.”
Continue reading Venus And Mars And A Rat In A Cage

The Moon in Libra is applying trine Neptune in Aquarius and people are likely to be social in spite of other problems, pressures, fears or what have you.

I believe in enjoying (and acknowledging) these breaks when they come so this is today’s forecast.

The soldier woke up after an hour nap on the couch. “I’m ready for a double deluxe chocolate cake now,” he said.

I just stared, he supposed to be dieting.

“I think I ought to start a cake delivery service. Don’t people just sometimes want a cake brought to them?”

This has come up around here today but really it’s “up” in general. It’s a sign of the times, with Saturn in Virgo that people police themselves… improve their boundaries when it comes to communication.

Now the soldier and I both do this and both accuse the other of doing this and since we are so competitive we are now trying to NOT do this which means we have curbed our tendencies greatly since we both want to win so badly. The thing (not) to do is this:

You cannot add in things people did not say and make them defend against them. You cannot take the words they use and change them so that they become more inflammatory so that you can appear to come out on top in an argument.
Continue reading What I Am Learning With Saturn In Virgo: Defending Against Imagination And Inflation… It’s Become A Waste Of (Precious) Time

We’re going to the mountains today so if you live up there, put your kids away!

This in spite of the soldier thinking Colorado mountains aren’t real mountains as they are full of Coloradans (who make things will love… story for another time).

In whatever case, I used to live up there (with Shack Man) and I assure him Colorado mountains have their fair share of inbreeds but of course he’s believe it when he sees it!

Where are you going / did you go today?

Lousy Starving Mars in Libra Redux

Elsa P On Her Scooter Vs The White Limousine

Her Date Couldn’t Kiss! Now What?