“Yes, if I lose another friend ultimately you will be blamed. Yep. Not at first. At first they will be mad at me but then they’ll think about it. Yeah, I liked that Elsa and I had not problems getting along with her until HEEEEEEEEEEE came around! Heeee ruined her!”

The soldier laughed and I smirked.

“Yeah, it’s just human nature. It’s not their fault so it’s got to be mine but eventually I get thrown up… I get elevated somehow and they look for someone or something to blame. But in this case, they won’t be looking very long or very hard because you’re standing right here,” I said with a wink. (swearing below the break)

He laughed again.

“Yeah, that’s right. You’re fucked, buddy. You ruined me but don’t look to me to save you because I’m in the same boat in reverse! Anyone who gets separated from you is going to blame me. That wonderful man went off with that crazy bitch!” I said with my eyes as crazed as I could make them. “It’s amazing how they are not in the equation. Got to be something, some reason outside themselves. Victims, I suppose. We have so many fake victims in this world, it’s unbelievable. We’ve got victims as far as the eye can see.”