The soldier woke up after an hour nap on the couch. “I’m ready for a double deluxe chocolate cake now,” he said.
I just stared, he supposed to be dieting.
“I think I ought to start a cake delivery service. Don’t people just sometimes want a cake brought to them?”

3 Responses to “Voice Of Taurus – New Delivery Service”
you see in a former life, he the soldier-rhino,tauro man would have said (in a thick eastern european accent)to you the imported asian astrologess with a turban… ‘bring me cake, or i cut off your finger-one bitsy, by one.’ so, just be happy you two share a sofa in america in this life!and give him a slice of cake for breakfast every once in while…poor famished soul!
True. Double chocolate cake is one of those things. Rather buy it than bake it. That sounds so good right now.
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