Saturn Uranus – Halloween

October 31st, 2008 @ 5:53 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

bride_of_frankenstein.jpgWhat freaks!

The soldier put on his green Frankenstein makeup and of course he added black and when I put the scar on him, the result was CAMO- Frankenstien.

P put on her Bride makeup – lipstick crooked, so often a problem for me as long term readers know and the result?

Well it’s not good!

I snapped our picture and good thing we love each other because no one else would. We are more like those two then I ought to admit!

Also, this is Dora’s first Halloween as she has lived in the sticks – no trick-or-treaters but she’s handing out candy too. Poor Vid has freaks (Uranus) as parents (Saturn)

Happy Halloween, y’all!


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vote-button1.jpgSo the soldier is going back on the road and we definitely did not expect it (Uranus). I think it’s harsh… reality (Saturn). If you have personal planets in aspect to this opposition (18 mutable +/- a few degrees) you are probably having a similar experience.

What I notice is the separation / polarization is manifesting all around me and I am acutely aware that what is happening is utterly out of my hands.

It is a lesson (Saturn) in detachment (Uranus)… brought on by sudden (Uranus) deprivation (Saturn).
Continue reading Saturn Opposite Uranus – Forget That Damned Election, What About The Impact On Personal Lives?


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frito lay logoWhen I worked at Frito-Lay, I was the number one salesperson in the state. I was 25 at the time and I became aware of my position when headquarters decided send a weekly report to each salesperson, disclosing everyone’s sales. This was a new thing designed to foster competitiveness and increase the bottom line. Frito was constantly tinkering like this because there are major big bucks in potato chips and they were after every single one of them.
Continue reading Astrology, Women and Their Energy – The Yin and the Yang and the Saturn Return – Part 2: Frito Girl On Fire



Astrology Today: David Byrne – Don’t Fence Me In (Red Hot + Blue)

October 31st, 2008 @ 5:30 am by Elsa

My eye on the sky

People are restless. There is a stellium in Sagittarius and Uranus is trining Mars.

In short, ‘Don’t Fence Me In” or else sudden (Uranus) lashing out (Mars) is likely, amputation possible followed by Saturn’s wrath if you’ve gone and done the wrong thing!

Best option? Space. Take some and give some…

David Byrne – Don’t Fence Me In (Red Hot + Blue)


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kitchen_barbecue_lighter.jpg“Well he’s pissed off obviously. I had the audacity to tell him he couldn’t play with those lighters.”

“I told him he shouldn’t do that,’ the soldier said regarding Vidroid. “I told to go ask you if it were okay.”

“He never asked me a thing.”

“He didn’t? He left down the hall to go ask you.”

“He faked you out. You have to watch that kid, he’s got Panizzon in him. He’s a Panizzon, he’s tricky.”
Continue reading The Family Criminal Mind (Family Mars Mercury…. Plus Venus in Gemilie and Mars in Scorpio)



Saturn Opposite Uranus: “My Hiney Is Cold And My Wife Is Worried About Me”

October 30th, 2008 @ 5:24 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

flatbed.jpg“P, what? What are you worried about?”

“You.”

“What is it going to be, my tootsies are cold? It that it? My tootsies are cold, my hiney is cold?

“Yes.”

“P, this is a candy walk. I’ll say, hey! My hiney is cold and my wife is worried about it. That’s what I’ll tell the other guys when I’m loading…”

The soldier is going back on the road.


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Client Testimonial: Mahalo nui loa

October 30th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm by Elsa

Recommendations from clients

hawaii.jpgMokihana writes:

“I had my first personal chat and consultation with Elsa yesterday morning. There’s a Hawaiian proverb (olelo no`eau) that sums up what Elsa did for me: “do the thing and rid your self of the illusions” I’m a gal whose been around awhile. I celebrate my 61st birthday in Scorpio come Nov. 16th and the goin’s been like riding a tsunami. Elsa’s straight up, astrology-based big picture gave me fuel to build an ark for the ride, make the most of my hall of fear mirrors, and weave safety nets when Cappy fears the fall. Elsa answered my questions, made me laugh at myself, and I came away appreciating the Moon (the stars and the planets.) Mahalo nui loa Elsa, Mokihana”

Thanks, Mokihana!


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Astrology, Women and Their Energy – The Yin and the Yang and the Saturn Return

October 30th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

aquarius uranus symbolOnce upon a time I knew this gal. This as 15 years ago, she was an Aquarian with an Aries Moon. That’s really positive male energy and we had a Scorpio friend in common.

He introduced us. He brought her to me for a consultation because of my specific history. He thought I could give her an edge.

She was Saturn Return age (28-29 years old), at the time and she was starting a business. The Saturn return marks the time when the universe really pressures you to find your calling and define yourself as an adult. So this gal was right on schedule.
Continue reading Astrology, Women and Their Energy – The Yin and the Yang and the Saturn Return



Can You Change Your Fate? Also, A Comment On Envy

October 30th, 2008 @ 11:14 am by Elsa

Commenting on the comments

bloom.jpgAngie writes on Let The Victim Speak:

“Are you saying your “fate” is to ‘collect and contain negative energy for the collective’ and if so, do you believe one’s fate can be changed?”

Angie, I don’t mean to be persnickety but I never said “fate”. I try to avoid the word because many people give it a meaning that I don’t mean. This is what I said:

“I think I was born into service and one of the things I do is collect and contain negative energy for the collective. I collect it and then process it and transform into something usable (and often quite valuable) that I offer to the collective.”

And this is what I meant:
Continue reading Can You Change Your Fate? Also, A Comment On Envy



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