Astrology Today: Elsa P The Petri Dish

September 27th, 2008 @ 2:44 am by Elsa

My eye on the sky

cocked.jpgThe Moon is conjunct Saturn in Virgo, what a dilemma! You feel you should be careful what you say but Mars is conjunct Mercury and mouths want to go off!

Venus in Scorpio is also keenly interested in taboo and I guess my blog of late demonstrates this.

Oh well. What is this blog but a petri dish or a Rorschach inkblot?

Are you holding your tongue or going off half-cocked?


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Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved): The Presidential Debate

September 26th, 2008 @ 8:35 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

aries vs libraThe soldier was yelling, he’s got that crew cut now you know and I was taken aback.

“Oh my God,” I said. “You are a butchy, butchy man. How did I end up with someone so butchy?”

He made a butchy noise and gesture and I gasped.

“P! What do you mean what are you doing with a man like me? I am an extreme man, you are an extreme woman. We’re attracted like moths to a flame.”

I gasped again but he’s right and that right there is the opposition. It is also evidence of my Uranus in the 7th – I am shocked at my partner. He has Venus in aspect to Uranus so I imagine it goes both ways.

Do you ever look at your lover and wonder what the hell?



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Oh Woe, My Reputation!

September 26th, 2008 @ 6:14 pm by Elsa

Astrology in Real Life

crew-cut.jpg“Oh my God the things you say in the gym. I can’t believe them, there goes my reputation,” said my Capricorn.

“What do you mean? No one knows I’m dating you,” the soldier said.

“Dating me?” I yelled from the other room.

“Madly in love with you,” he yelled back. “I’m madly in love you but they don’t know it. They don’t know you’re the apple of my eye and that you make my hair stand on end.”

I shook my head because he got a CREW CUT today and he’s never been happier in his life.

Will Pluto in Capricorn destroy everyone’s reputation? What do you think?


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Armed And Dangerous, Shoot To Kill – Mars In Libra Or Otherwise

September 26th, 2008 @ 1:14 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

annie oakleyI just told someone I was “armed and dangerous… even with a Libra Mars.”

It felt funny just to write that although it is true. Libra is just so damned offended by Mars and I have been meaning to do a video on this for months. And I ought to do it today since my hair looks spectacular however I keep getting knocked offline and don’t have time for that frilly stuff now – The Moon is in Virgo!!

Anyway, I have a gun now and it is loaded. It happens to be the gun I bought with the soldier back when we were kids and I thought I might be Annie Oakley if only he could shoot the cans out of the air like I told him to. But noooooo…
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Astrology Today – The Quality Of The Day

September 26th, 2008 @ 12:03 am by Elsa

My eye on the sky

virgoThe Moon is in Virgo heading into the mutable minefield I keep harping about. Personally I find relief when challenged by simplifying things when stressed. Yes/No.

It is also doesn’t hurt to align with energy on hand and when we’re talking Virgo, that means serve or suffer. So really you have everything to say regarding the quality of your day.


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Astrology And Attraction: Leon – Another Scorpio Moon

September 25th, 2008 @ 9:03 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

leonMy life long pal, Leon just surfaced. I met him almost 30 years ago, right after the soldier and I broke up as kids and he’s met every man I have ever ran with except the soldier.

This was remedied when we visited the desert a couple months ago. We met Leon briefly, Leon who is a photographer but had forgotten his camera for some reason. I had one though so I snapped some pics and promised to send them.
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libraI have so much chaos here I can’t make heads or tails of the sky other than to note that Jupiter in Capricorn is trine Saturn in Virgo and you’d be hard pressed to find a better time to work on your vision which is what I am doing with Astro Dispatch. That aside I feel bad for neglecting my blog and would like to show up here with something meaty however I’ve no access to anything like that, again because of the chaos.

What I do on this blog is write my reality in the moment so I’ll tell you the only the that’s happened in two days that is relevant here. I did hear of some really nasty stuff some people are doing with my blog and boy have I graduated. There would have been a day I’d have flipped right out but instead I just took it as part of a very large whole and said this:

“So they’re using my blog? They’re talking? Big deal, that’s what everyone does with my blog.”

It’s true, isn’t it? I write this thing and it seems fine to me you use it as you will. (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Mars Is Conjunct Mercury (In Sweet Libra)… Natally And In The Sky And It Sounds Like This…



News

September 25th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm by Elsa

Behind the scenes @ elsaelsa

Internet down more than up STOP
5th tech support person in a week is on the way STOP
Hope ya’ll miss me STOP


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