Voice Of Taurus – Damned Diet

September 22nd, 2008 @ 11:13 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

frosty-the-snowman.jpg“P, I won’t be able to leave the house in the winter if I don’t lose this weight,” the soldier explained.

“What do you mean?”

“Because if I go out all the kids will think I am Frosty. Yeah, they’ll think I am Frosty the Snowman when they see this belly and they’ll want to climb on me, sit on my belly and slide down the hill.”

I stared.

“Yep, they’ll want to ride down the slope on my belly like they do with him and I am not going to have it.”


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2 Responses to “Voice Of Taurus – Damned Diet”

1.
DR
DR

Or Hagrid from the Harry Potter films.

9/22/08 @ 6:24 pm (reply)
 
2.
Heather
Heather

I can just see it…he would like a bunch of snot-nosed kids riding on his belly as much as he likes the steam room guys asking him to make more steam. Maybe they could use him in ranger school for some sort of tortuous training…;-)

9/22/08 @ 8:00 pm (reply)
 


   

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