Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra With Mars Involved: “Wanna See It? Here It Is!”
Astrology in real life
Last night…
“Third time to look at my ovary in 3 years,” I said. “I’m sick of it. I’d just as soon they cut it out and give it to me in a jar. That way next time they say they want to look at that ovary, I’ll just hand it to ‘em and say, here. Here you go, that’s it right there.”
“P, now, P, you shush.”

4 Responses to “Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra With Mars Involved: “Wanna See It? Here It Is!””
*lol @ satori*
That’s similar to what my mom did. She had a partial hysterectomy, then much later an oophorectomy. Then she had to have yet another surgery to remove some adhesions. When she was getting one of the ultrasounds for the third surgery, the tech was like, “Is this an ovary here?” And mom said, “No.”
Tech: “Are you sure?”
Mom: “Pretty damned sure, otherwise I had surgery for nothing.”
Tech still sent a report to the GYN saying she had one ovary left. Mom ended up having to prove she had no ovaries — brought in the medical records, video of the surgery, the whole nine.
Turned out it was a cotton ball that got left behind.
I live at the OBGYN. It’s stressful, and I can probably attribute that to my Scorpio ASC.
Dang that cotton ball thing is scary. I had an ovary removed that had a dermoid cyst on it. It had luxurious blond hair. I’m not blond haha. (Though my dad and siblings are.) I made my Drs take a picture of it.
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I wanna hold your ovary next. we’ll call it Sisterhood of the Traveling Ovary. just kidding. I think that’s taken. I hope things are working out in your favor.